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Been needing a chance to get that idea you've been holding back into a paragraph for the public to view? Now's your chance! This is a straight-forward challenge for every user reading:
1. Type a paragraph
2. Length does not matter, only quality
That's about it. It can be the most humorous paragraph ever, a gripping romance or action sequence, a philosophical exploration of life, anything goes. Just make it the most beautiful paragraph you can.