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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? l'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Luftwaffe, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Stalingrad, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in aerial warfare and I'm the top ace in the entirety of history. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shoot you the f--- down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the telegraph? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Reich and your telegraphy station is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Polikarpov. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my MG 131s. Not only am l extensively trained in air-to-air combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wehrmacht and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" telegram was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamr idiot. I will strafe fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo

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