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File: 1383555899491ipg-(149 KB, 1600x1200, real human bean.jpg) A ロAnonymous 11/04/13(Mon)22:04 UTC+13 No.38483388 Replies: 2238483453 ITT: Times you acted like The Driver >be 23 years old >at Halloween party >wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves >everyone's dancing, getting drunk while 1 stand silently in the corner >every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery I exude nod at the girls and step outside >silently watch the party from the outside drunk 7.5/10 comes outside >smiles at me. I nod and flash a half-smile >asks for a smoke >offer her a toothpick instead >"Umm....thanks" >Ask her what her name is >Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance >Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a c-------- for her >Hear her tell him she wants to leave >He's too f----- to take her home >This is my chance >Boyfriend leaves >Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride?" >"Uh, yeah "I drive "Great, you think you could drop me at my place?" >Silently nod >"Thanks, you're a lifesaver" >Start walking down the driveway with her >"So, where's your car parked?" >realize I don't have a car >realize I can't even drive >realize l caught the bus to the party >silently panic >look around, trying to find an escape route >She keeps asking where my car is >"T don't feel like driving tonight" >"Why not?" "1 just cleaned my car, and uh...my hands a >"But you're wearing gloves" >F--- >continue walking silently fidget in my pockets for another toothpick realize I spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks >"where is your car!" >Need to get out of here >Walk to the bus stop >F--- it, here goes nothing >Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone >Lean in for the kiss "WHAT THE F---?" >Pushes me away >Panic and shove her to the ground >Go through her purse for bus money, and find it >She's getting up >One thing is left to be done >Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out >Had too much to drink >Awkwardly trip and fall flat on her neck >Hear a snapping soung >Quickly hide her body behind the bus stop and board the bus >Real hero and a real human bearn

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Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive
>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom
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