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drive.jpg google yandex igdb wait Anonymous 04/08/17(Sat)00:25:21 No.728401507 >>728402125 >>728402834 >watch Drive >changes my life >one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister >put on cool jacket >grab my old karting gloves >find some toothpicks between the couch cushions >Drive mode engage >go to pick her up. park across the street and leave the car running >flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out >see two girls following her >didn't realize I was giving them a ride too >sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL) >sister notices my attire >"not again Josh, please" >ignore her and turn off the radio kavinsky >offer the girls a toothpick, they decline >drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180 >only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool >sis tells me to stop f------ around and the girls get upset >ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out >girls start making idle chit-chat with me >I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers >"So, what do you do?" >"... I drive." >Confused girl "You drive" >"... It's just part time". >one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for >glare at her from the mirror V >"...My hands are a little dirty" >girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently >get to the destination >immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly >wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home >took me 2 hours to get rid of the wet p---- smell all over my backseat

Drive Changes Anon's Life


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Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive
>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom
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