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12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful ENIORALV Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,404.0 hrs on record UNIVERSALIS Posted: 25 Jun, 2014 10:32am You stand, shoulder-to-shoulder, with your fellow men in arms. Behind you, a long line strechting 200 meters of deadly artillery, the very same your enemy on the other side of the hills have too. You know their power, their speed. You stand near the flanks, and you see allied cavalry near you. You will be facing theirs, but you have prepared your bayonette just for this occassion their renowned cavalry is no match for you View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Trumpets. Your general enters. In the sky, a large golden star hovers over him to tell everyone in the field, he's got a pretty okay shock and fire modifier, but he can't shut up about that capped out mobility. Yeah, that'll help this fight. "Dear god..", do you hear your close friend whisper to your ear. "They have full offensive ideas". You take a gulp, but don't worry, you have 5% extra morale because of some prayer books they forced in your hands. Surely, they will bring you the tide of war In the distance, you see their line. Their big blue flag with three golden symbols wave in the sky: France. A general swoothes through the sky on a unicorn that is both artillery and a shock bonus sets aflame half the field. Three huge, imposing, intimidating golden stars blind half the regiments on both sides. 6/6/6/6. "Great", your friend whispers. Not all is lost. Just before you prepare for the final charge, out of the heavens fall two massive dies. The blue dice bounces around a few times, until it magically rolls onto an 8. You can beat that. Your rusty ol' red die shambles around, fighting the urge to even roll 1 Your 20k men is stack whiped in 2 days. GG EU4: A game of rolls, no white peace, you win or you lose

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