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Anonymous said: MY MOM P----- ME OFF SO I MASTURBATED WITH HER CUCUMBER RIGHT UP MY TIGHT LITTLE GAY ASS AND NOW SHES EATING IT IN A SALAD HAHAHAH DUMB C--- this was a journey from beginning to end Anonymous said: MY MOM ATE HER ENTIRE SALAD. THERES STILL HALF A CUCUMBER LEFT. BITCH PISS ME OFF AGAIN AND ILL RIDE YOUR CUCUMBER TIL IM C------ BITCH stay tuned y'all Anonymous said: sry for blowing up your inbox :/ my mom grounded me bc she saw the texts i sent to my boyfriend about shoving her cucumber up my tight little gay ass and then watching her eat it in salad... im in so much trouble im so upset here we witness a fallen hero Anonymous said: DUMB C--- IS BUYING MORE CUCUMBERS BECAUSEI "POISONED" HERS HAHA DUMB BITCH I CAN FIT TWO CUCUMBERS IN MY ASS AT ONCE ILL POISON ALL OF THEM i am both alarmed and impressed

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