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September 1,2013 491,319 notes hooray-for-no-lives stepchildofthesun crystalmeowth My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I'm all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING and then i realize he's just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again? him: "silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS F--- No joke, I'd love to have a giant fuzzy plushie penis exactly like in the picture. What a conversation keiller-starter! (Source: cokeandasmoke, via shinglang) Filed under OT, DOGGIE, OR PLUSHIE PENIS?

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