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10 31 '00 havocados basedgaben My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me. When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that s---, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain't me. But I was forced to, and I was p----- about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word "f---" years before I knew what it was. My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son. To this day whenever I get p-----, he calls me "Buzz Lightyear I felt the word "f---" years before I knew what it was. 136,484 notes

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