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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch. I'll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet p----.I was getting a b------ from two bitches (S--- was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 a hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at th were on the floor squirting like m------------ sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, the camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my v connexions). Pushed my s--- to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you)a time. When I entered, I became a top sniper an USMC. I learned h---------- someone in over 7 Teader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes secret spies who will help me trace your P address, champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I b and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A's on the more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked dravn Japanese people. Went baek int sleep. 1 am going to look pretty much perf you will your entire l ick. She started to squirt e it to them and they gav ins. Must h uart of by 35.thad to go to base at base camp in no assigned to be the mu al d 2012 Ferrari (I got granted access to the entire arsenal of the ferent ways Also did 6000 push-ups, ing, I met a network of ball team received plated sushi and 15,000 $ of our base 's feet ca entrance exam nbo to my barracks and now Iam of my class in the a stranger and rem avy Seals qv

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