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Anonymous (ID: zmfmwhag) 03/09/13(Sat)15:18:19 No.463963129 Replies: 463964732 File: 1362860299327 ipg-(96 KB, 1024x768, 1362439175684 jpg) 14 Be 17 >At a party with a few close friends 4 girls there, all known for being easy sluts Say they want to have some fun >iseewherethisisgoing.jpg Run over to my bag as fast as my drunken legs can carry me >Bring back copy of Shrek 2 >They laugh at me >l run over to the poolside and begin to weep my eyes out >The pool begins to turn a murky brown, frothing over >A light mist rolls over the pool The smell of onions is overpowering >Suddenly, from the depths of the pool, a wooden outhouse emerges >The door bursts open to reveal my knight >"AIGHT LADEE LES SHOUGH THEES KEEDS AW TA PARTY" >Shrek knocks down the door, pandemonium follows >Grabs the most drunk girl by her pony tails >He whips out his massive, elephant-trunk sized c--- and pushes it in her anus, she dies instantly >"LOOKS LAIK YOU OGREDOSED LASEE" >Proceeds to do the same to my remaining friends >After a mere thirty seconds everyone but Shrek and I are dead know what I must do want to please Shrek, for he pleased me >l open my mouth as wide as it will go, awaiting his presence >"THATS NOT GONNA DO EET LADEE >He flips me over and demolishes my virgin anus >Blood seeping out, he fills me with his love and leaves >l knew it was ogre >Shrek's love tasted like sour onions >I was crying, they were tears of joy >Shrek is love, shrek is life

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Chick The Ogre Has Falley In Love With The Princess Ogres Are Like Onions. Ogres have layers....Onions have layers. SNIP-SNIP

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