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File: 135947 (16 KB, 220x338, Shrekcharacter.jpg) Anonymous (ID: DOjPe+9e) 01/29/13(Tue)12:16:34 No.454624325 Replies: >454625942 22454628650 be 19 get to chem class pull out phone so i can put it on silent girl behind me says "hey why is your wallpaper shrek?" >"shrek is love. shrek is life" >She scoffs and starts giggling meathead overhears our brief convo s up to me "so you're gay for shrek? >knocks phone out of my hand laughs and high fives his friends pull onion out of my pocket stand up and recite "De Mysteris Domini Shrek" take large bite out of onion phone starts shaking violently it emits this green haze, the stench of swamp and onions fills the room teacher tries to run out but the door is immediately shut >shrek bursts out of my phone, roaring with rage gets guy and rips his c--- out with one thrust shoves it down his throat >shrek crushes a bug with his hands and spreads the juice on his fist picks up girl who laughed at me and fists her vagina the look on her eyes as it bursts out of her mouth >shrek lets them live since he knows of the horrible life they will lead. >pushes teacher aside and stands in front of the podium >"so class, what have we learned today?" >"Shrek is love: Shrek is life" "Just as shrekpexted" >shrek returns to my phone, teach continues teachin.

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