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File 138111763417 png (863.26KB , 500x1162, feel1.png) P--- in Boots 13/10/06(Sun)22:47 No. 26700 >be me >be 15 >highschool >i warship Shrek everyday, and when most people notice, they call me a f----- >"shrk isn reel u fgot!" >"do you really believe in Shrek? god is god, not Shrek" >"ya im atheist too wanna come over and see my pony collection do my best to convince them that Shrek is real >I even get 4 or 5 people on this website >2 years pass by, last year of high school >still, no one believes in Shrek, and they all bully me come up with a brilliant plan si dye my hair black, and cut it short, to resemble Farquaad >people see that I stop believing Shrek, and l instantly become popular >buy red robes and have facial surgery to look exactly like Farquaad have my vocal cords replaced with some royal british d--- >l run for School President, and with my new popularity, I win run an Anti-Shrek campaign, banning the word Shrek, and if you say, talk, or look at anything Shrek related, you will be hung at stake >Have my old brogre friends hung, but I knew I would see them soon >Go to neighboring elementary school wearing a Shrek mask, and shoot it up, killing 437 kids, to frame Shrek >go to the weddings, and convince the families that a brogre did it >go to bed that night with the faint smell of onions in my nose >he was getting closer >i smiled >go to school, everyone is in the new dress code, where they dress as Farquaad and wear Farquaad masks >the onion stench is stronger >l learn that the creative arts group is planning to make a Shrek musical behind my back >I have them all hung recreate the script, making it a story based on Farquaad, with adventures of how many times he f----- Fiona, and how he killed Shrek and Donkey >3 months later, showtime >I am on stage, crying at how I am about to meet up with the ogrelord >Near the end, I look into the overhanging things above the stage where the lights are hidden, and see a large shadowy naked figure, with an eshrekt c--- measuring 18 meters >I can smell the onions, and they are basically having sex n my nose >face my face to the ceiling, with my mouth wide open, singing the final note of the play >suddenly, the large shadowy figure jumps down from the over-hangs >his c--- aimed directly at my mouth accept it >Shrek slams into me with his c---, and he crushes me, breaking both of my legs >Shrek takes his c--- out of my mouth, and he points it at the ceiling (you know what I am talking up, when you are jerking off to Shrek and you raise your d--- to your bellybutton and it sort of hurts, and when you let go, your c--- flings itself onto the floor) h-hold on shrek, before you k-kill me, I did this... for you. look at-t the crowd, they h-have seen you, in all of your glory, they finally un- >Shrek interrupted, and whispered "T understand, laddeh >He lets go of his c---, and it speeds at 300 m/ps onto my head, crushing it and killing me I gave my life so people would know of Shrek and his royalness Shrek is love Shrek is life

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