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RULE 85 If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exceptions. www.motivationalmaker.com

THE MORE SATISFYING IT IS TO CORRUPT IT, ISN'T IT? THE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE A THING IS

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Rules of the internet. 1. Do not talk about b/ 2. Do NOT talk about b/ 3. We are ànonymous 4. Anonymous is legion 5. Anonymous never forgives 6· Anonymous canbe a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver 8. There are no real rules about posting 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban 10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON' T 11. A11 your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else fixed 14. Do not argue with trolls -it means that they win 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure 17. Every win fails eventualljy 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post 26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated 27. Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason 28. Always question a person' s gender - just in case it's really a man 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents 30. There are no girls on the internet 31. T--- or GTFO -the choice is yours 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements 33. Lurk moreit's never enough 34. There is p--- of it, no exceptions 35. If no p--- is found at the moment, it will be made 36. There will always be even more f----- up s--- than what you just saw 37. You can not cdivide by zero (just because the calculator says so) 38. No real limits of any kind apply here not even the sky 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER 41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes 42. Nothing is Sacred 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing isthe more satisfying it is to corrupt it 44. Even one positive coment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo 45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car 46. There is always furry p--- of it 47. The pool is always closed.

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Rules of the Internet 01. Do not talk about /b/ 02. Do NOTtalk about /b/, 03. We are Anonymous. 0. Anonymous is legion. 05. Anonymous never forgives. 06. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster 07. Anonymous is still able to deliver 08. There are no rea es a 09. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban. 10。1f you enjoy any rival sites-DONT. 11. A1l your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you. 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else fixed. 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win. 15. The harder you try the harder you Will Tail 16. T you Tail in ep1c proportions, it may Just become a winning iailure. 17. Every win fails eventually 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated. 19: The more you hate it, The stronger it gets. 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old. 22. Copypasta 1s made to ruin every last bit ol originality 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost. 2. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post. 26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totaly unrelated. 27. Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents. 30. T--- or GTrO - the choice is yours. 31. You must have pictures to prove your statements. 32. Lurk more - it's never enough 羽 3: There is P--- of it. No Exceptions. 31: If a P--- of something cannot be found, /B/ will make it. 35: The exception to rule 3 is the citation of rule 34. 36: Anonymous does NOT forgive. 37: The are NO girls on the Internet. 38: A cat is fine too. 39: One cat leads to another 40: Another cat leads to Zippo Cat. 41: No matter what it is, it is someone's fetish. No Exceptions. 2: It is delicious cake. You must eat it. 43: It is a delicious trap. You must hit it. i: /b/ sucks today 45: C--- goes in here. 46: They will not bring back Snacks. 47: You will never have Sex 48: I?? 49: Profit 50: It needs more Desu. No Exceptions. 51: There will always be even more f----- up s--- than what you just saw 52. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so) 53. No real limits of any kind apply here not even the sky 5. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 55. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER 56. Desu isnt funny. Seriously guys. Its worse than Chuck Norris jokes. 56.5.F--- Gaston 57. Nothing is Sacred 58. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it 59. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo 60. when one sees a lion, one must get into the car 61. There is always furry p--- of 62. The pool is always closed. 63: There's always a female version of a Male character. No Exceptions. 6h: Its been cracked and pirated. No Exceptions. It needs more pumpkin. No Exceptions.

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Rules of the internet. 1) Do not talk about rules #2-33 35) The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule #34 6) Anonymous does not forgive. 37) There are no girls on the internet. 38) One cat leads to another 39) Another cat leads to zippo cat. 40) Evervthing is some one's sexual fetish. ) t is delicious cake. You must eat it 42) It is a delicious trap. You must hit it. 43) b/ sucks today. 44) C--- goes in here. 4%) "they will tpot bring back Snacks. 46) You will never have sex. 47) ??? 48) Profit.

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