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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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Steps to Reproduce List the steps that occurred before the bug happened: 1. 3. Expected Result: Actual Result: 1. be in an aram lobby with one friend 2. start searching for match 3. click accept when the match is found 4. repeat four times 5. get banned Expected result: Playin an aram game Actual Result: Got banned for declining games 123 S

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

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Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

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: Anonymous Autistic Moments 279 KB PNG 03/24/21(Wed)14:43:04 No.62897044 Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, crowds of people about >I'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin

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Anonymous I saw them 338 KB PNG >Be me, American >Driving at night >Its dark af 12/19/24(Thu)14:56:04 No.79801779 >See all the way up the road >There are two white orbs heading towards me >w--.jpeg >Keep driving >They pass me Guys did I just see aliens?

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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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12/18/24(Wed)02:55:07 No.79783950 Anonymous >get horny >think about mom sexually >c-- fattest load in my life. >talk to her like normal >feel regret >repeat What do? >>79786938 # Anonymous >>79783950 # Stop feeling regret. 12/18/24(Wed) 08:22:20 No.79786938 I do the same things you do, but I don't regret it. God forbid someone finds my mom attractive.

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Anonymous (ID: vm0vlq6f 12/19/24(Thu)11:51:30 No.491811503 The Russian Foreign Ministry reportedly confirmed that Bashar al-Assad and his family have been granted asylum under the following conditions 1. Bashar is strictly prohibited from engaging in political activity or leaving Moscow without prior approval from Russian authorities 2. Asma al-Assad filed for divorce through a Russian court and requested permission to leave Moscow for London her request is still under review 3. Bashar is barred from accessing or managing his movable and immovable assets until a decision is made by the relevant authorities His assets in Russia include: 270 kilogram of gold, $2 billion, and partments in the "City of Capitals compies located in Moscow's prestigious skyscraper district 4 Maber al-Assad has not yet been granted asylum his request remains under review. He and his family are currently under house arrest Assad loses power Wife files for divorce many such a cases 88 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: b6DVRcHf) >>491811503 (OP) # >lose your country >become a slave to russia >lose your bitch >lose your money bro had a really bad week 12/19/24(Thu)11:52:56 No.491811573 >>491811822 # >>491814307 # >>491814375 # >>491814595 # >>491816159 # >>491817378 # >>491818069 # >>491819645 # >>491820539 #

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Anonymous (ID: +srPCBSU) Putin: Men are unfulfilled and(...) 'Need Something More Interesting Than P---': Putin Calls For Alternatives To Adult Content Curated By Dea.com Last Updated: December 18, 2004, 200 750 KB PNG 12/19/24(Thu)12:56:36 No.491815683 >Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday emphasised on the need for alternatives to p--- sites, saying there should be "something more interesting and passionate to capture attention". >Calling for the need to create something better than p--- sites, Putin stated that it required that something should be created which is more engaging and compelling than adult content. >"I think p--- sites are visited all across the world. It is not just an issue for us, but for everyone. There can be bans and prohibitions but one has to always come up with alternatives, which is more interesting than a p--- website to fill the void that causes greater interest," Putin said during an interview with a Russia-based TV channel Russia Today. https://www.news18.com/amp/world/need-something- more-interesting-than-p----putin-calls-for-alternatives-to- adult-content-9162176.html Anonymous (ID: iDV8XCVN I agree with him 12/19/24(Thu)12:57:35 No.491815751 Jews made p--- as profane and intricately MK Ultra-y as possible it's time to dethrone the p--- Jew >>491815793 #

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>>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed >little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

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