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File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I'm retarded aren't I Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:24:55 No.79586445 >>79587234 >be me >unicuck >have alot of exams that i need to study for coming up >waste too much time playing vidja >want to stop waisting my time >make rule that i can't play the game till im done with my exams >now instead of playing the game watch every video essay on youtube about the game >waste an equall amount of time but have less fun doing it >still havent done almost no studying God i hate myself so much >> Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:26:03 No.79586457 Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)19:09:17 No.79587234 >>79586445 (OP) It's over for ADHDbots Cut your internet connection so you can focus on studying

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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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Brazilian Noticer | /r/Greentext

63 KB JPG And got denied his Nobel Prize. >be César Lattes >balding humorless dude in a country of macacos >refuse to give an absolute inch of a f--- to the retardation around him and manage to study the physics of coconut throwing and favelado avoiding >somehow get in academia and extend his philosophy enough to see it as a jewish bootlicking club >call out Einstein's special relativity as stolen from Lorentz >calls out the concept of absolute time from Einstein as invented by Poincaré >calls out photo-electron effect as stolen by Einstein while he worked in a technological patent firm and discovered some goyim managed to extract electrons with light >calls out kinetic-molecular discoveres as either completely failed models (viscosity) or outright not his discovery (Brownian motion) >calls out the jew for failing every single 'thought experiment' he imposed to Bohr in the Solmay conventions, completely misunderstanding basic concepts of physical measures and the uncertainty principle >did actual science and discovered the Méson-pi particle >jews give his co-worker a Nobel Prize instead of him because Lattes refuses to suck Einstein's c--- and points out the jew has not come up with anything new since his impossible streak of discoveries while he worked in the patent firm >only brazilian in history with a confirmed IQ of 100+, capable of tieing shoelaces, wearing condoms and do not mugging tourists on sight >still media pretends he doesn't exist, people know Einstein more than him Never forget César Lattes. He was our/scientist/. He's be calling out the vax if he were alive, giving no f---- as he knew that is the only way to remain sane in a mad world.

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Anon is terminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)10:42:55 No.927934726 99 KB JPG >read low vitamin d causes cancer >Read you can get VIT d from sun >Sun exposure causes cancer >Stress causes cancer and worrying about getting cancer increases risk of cancer >Sun block full of carcinogens >Guess I'll die then >Mfw

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It all makes sense | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +DEHIJ3S 11/26/24(Tue)23:06:14 No.489690283 >>489688385 (OP) # No humanity OK NoHope.jpg 102 KB JPG >Leftoid twitter is filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- >Based musk shows up and sweeps >Seething leftoids flee to bluesky >Bluesky is now filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- Op should see be able to notice the connection...

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: Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)18:49:58 No.205453748 x1080.jpg 324 KB JPG >thank you for winning this minor battle for me, invincible deus ex machina army of invulnerable ghosts. you may f--- off forever now while we go to war for the fate of faerun with like 50 guys Imao. no no, i will not ask you effortlessly defeat the army of literal satan for me because ughhhhh...just go pls Was Aragorn mentally retarded?

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>drink caffeine >feel like shit except not heart is racing Awesome | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB GIF caffeine is fun! 11/10/19(Sun)20:43:09 No.5528302 >drink one redbull >suddenly feel super energized >race around room giggling >listen to happy music and throw arms in the air >huweeeeeeeeeeeeee

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does this really ruin warfare? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No.62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta

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Anon doesn't understand Irish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation

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Anon got a Basset Hound. | /r/Greentext

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anon doesn't like 20's women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)12:13:52 No. 17298238 -6963 flappers-in-the-20s.jpg 101 KB JPG >this made men s--- and c-- their pants in the 1920s

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/mlp/ anon finds a therapist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:22:46 No.41680454 >>41680465 >>41680470 >>41680474 >>41680488 >>41680514 >>41680525 >>41680527 >>41680577 >Be me >Mentally ill >Brony >Decide to get a therapist >Have a couple sessions, starting to trust the therapist >She asks what makes me happy >Nervous.jpg >Knows I shouldn't say it, but I want to get better, so I shoudn't hide anything >Admits to like MLP >She lights up, says its cute that I like it >Feel like crap, but go with it >She wants me to explain what I like about it >Basically explain everything I value in the show and why I can't get that in real life, which makes me feel less than human >Now we are talking about relationships, both platonic and romantical. >I don't remember why I admitted it, but I explained how I was romantically and sexually attracted to the ponies >Session ends and I felt like crap, but maybe something good would come of it. The show is a big part of my life, so who knows? >Next session >"Hi Anon, I did some research on people like you. Bronies, people who like the show and why. I have a couple questions if you don't mind me asking." >Agreed, and also corrected her, saying that we go by horsefuckers now, but its ironic and humorous. >"So Anon, are you attracted to small young people?" >She isn't saying what I think she is saying, right? That is a retarded way to be PC about it. "Are you asking me if I'm a p--------? >She nods her head. Anons, I don't even know how to feel. This happened a long time ago, but it still bothers me. I don't know how to feel about this. Was she just doing her job? Am I f----- up? I don't know. I just feel horrible. Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:26:57 No.41680465 File: 1593929225305.jpg (38 KB, 455x455) >>41680454 (OP) Well, are you? >>41680483 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:11 No.41680469 >Go to a medical Jew. >Sincerely wondering what's going wrong. Pottery Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:23 No.41680470 >>41680454 (OP) Mistake number one was getting a therapist. Mistake number two was actually trusting one. >>41680513 >>41680513 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:29:48 No.41680474 ►>>41680513 >>41680454 (OP) That's really f------ funny, but I'm sorry that happened.

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: Anonymous Learn from my mistakes. AIR-TECH TENGA 83 KB JPG 11/26/24(Tue)21:31:36 No.79573731 >family guy >had been helping my parents to buy groceries at my local don quixote since I was a kid >dad gave me a membership card or something so I can get discount deals and earn store points for him >been using the card for so long it had been muscle memory to use the member card for grocery payments >just went to college >wanna try out that onahole thing people are hyped about >went to Donki, bought one of those Tenga models and a bottle of lube >when checking out the merchandise, reflexively swiped the membership card >tfw the card purchase history is linked to my dad's phone >tfw I was forced to have a 5 hour birds and bees talk with dad that night Should've stayed a spoiled brat.

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: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened

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File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I'm retarded aren't I Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:24:55 No.79586445 >>79587234 >be me >unicuck >have alot of exams that i need to study for coming up >waste too much time playing vidja >want to stop waisting my time >make rule that i can't play the game till im done with my exams >now instead of playing the game watch every video essay on youtube about the game >waste an equall amount of time but have less fun doing it >still havent done almost no studying God i hate myself so much >> Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:26:03 No.79586457 Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)19:09:17 No.79587234 >>79586445 (OP) It's over for ADHDbots Cut your internet connection so you can focus on studying

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