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rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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File: IMG_2180.jpg (108 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)20:59:50 No.205540790 >>205541052 >>205541094 >>205541714 >>205541783 >>205541805 >>205541809 >>205542123 >> >> >The entire concept, even him spending the studio's money — he's spending it like the Joker would spend it, right?And then his big surprise gift - haha! — the jack-in-the-box, when he offers you his hand for a handshake and you get a buzzer with 10,000 volts shooting you - is the comic book geeks. He's saying f--- you to all of them. He's saying f--- you to the movie audience. He's saying f--- you to Hollywood. He's saying f--- you to anybody who owns any stock at DC and Warner Brothers [...] And Todd Phillips is the Joker. Un film de Joker, all right, is what it is. He is the Joker. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:10:20 No.205541052 >>205540790 (OP) >>205541130 Apparently the premise for Joker 2 came from a dream Joaquin had where he envisioned the Joker on stage singing showtunes. https://variety.com/2024/film/features/todd-phillips-joker- 2-movie-interview-1236111122/ The fact Todd Phillips took that fruit basket's dream and subsequent desire to make it a film seriously speaks volumes. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:12:10 No.205541094 ►>>206541373 >>205540790 (OP) >the film is good because... it's bad Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:44:48 No.205541805 >>205540790 (OP) >Make s----- movie on purpose >Feel like the Jonkler Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:52:48 No.205541977 >dude meta Imao

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 296 KB PNG 11/10/24(Sun)21:43:07 No.79404115 i dont think anyone will ever want to have sex how i would want to do it, like i would be yelling YAHOO and IM GONNA SPURRRRMMMMM and going AWOOOOOOGA looking at the booba and I WUV YOU I WUV YOU UR MINE UR MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME MUAH 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)21:51:08 No.79404176 i would let Finn Mertens do this to me

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: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)15:47:57 No.693277702 VE THE DA SOIL CIVILIANS What the f--- are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial. [Speech 30] My apologies. It was rude and disrespectful of me to do that. You're a little bitch and your brother was, too. Yeah, whatever. Private Kowalski rpg.jpg 123 KB JPG >Generative Al will eventually be integrated in RPGS >Players will be able to make their own dialogue instead of selecting premade lines. >I will finally be able to call NPCs f------. The future is bright, bros.

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: Anonymous DAR ORANGE PERDE 229 KB JPG slaves. 1 Reply : Anonymous >>79403889 (OP) # 11/10/24(Sun)18:09:01 No.79403889 >enslave women >death penalty for homosexuals and transsexuals >use IVF to make sure there are always more girls born than boys It would be that easy to create a utopia. Every man could have his own harem of pretty girls while all the ugly ones are used as field View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)18:10:20 No.79403897 You have to deal with Simps and Cucks first. While weak, they are great in number

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: Anonymous i want to feel the touch of a (...) 429 KB PNG my fragile wrists 06/26/24(Wed)19:48:10 No.36313239 i want to feel the touch of a man i want to feel his arms gently caress my torso like a glove i want to feel the warmth of his breath down my spine i want to sit still on his lap and know that i'm his i want to feel his hands cusp around i want to feel him overpower me, but be secure in knowing he would never hurt me i want him to comfort me and let me know that he'll protect me no matter what i want to hear him whisper in my ear that i'm his babyboy i want to serve him and make him happy i'm scared. i don't want to be alone anymore. i don't want to need other people anymore. i don't want to desire connection anymore. i don't want to desire anything anymore. i just want the hurting to stop, and i don't know how t make it stop. please make it stop.

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Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)12:55:54 No.288134097 >>288120126 >Driving home from work >Decide to take the new highway that has opened >>288146287 >See ominous mesh of concrete and steel getting closer and closer >take big gulp >GPS cowers in fear >calm down and just say "follow the signs" and take a slow breath >get on first entrance ramp >"F---" I say as I think I was supposed to take the one 1/8th of a mile further >Say f--- and try to turn onto one of the side ramps >Get stuck in a loop >GPS is crying in the corner, no help at all >Keep turning onto different ramps >pretty sure one sign wants me to jump off the railing onto the ramp below >keep up pattern for 45 minutes >Get call from wife asking where I am >Tell here; purgatory >Keep driving and driving till I run out of gas >Notice other people have stopped and are out of gas too >We welcome our new home in our concrete prison Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)14:55:30 No.288146287 >>288147108 >>288134097 >Sixteen years pass >those born after the great influx are now old enough to take the trial to become considered adults >everyone is crowded around the trial grounds in preperation for the event >a pair of stray dogs are roasting on a spit >suddenly a spear whizzes past the head of the medicine man and embeds itself in the leg of a pregnant woman >her scream silences the festivities >it's the bastards from the southeaster triangle >they hit hard and fast, but are easily repelled due to their inferior numbers >A counter-attack grows ever closer, and the entirety of this hellish place shall belong to those that deserve it >such is life on the interchange www

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Anonymous 186 KB PNG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 11/09/24(Sat) 18:25:24 No.9271 >Been going to therapist >Boring as s--- and useless >He recommended I start cbt ( cognitive behavioral therapy) >I blurt out "c--- and ball torture" >He looks at me >Why did I f------ say that I need to cut my internet usage f---

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483 KB JPG >new person joins friend group >really annoying >she says racist s--- all the time >she works in health care research or some bio chem s--- >overshares constantly and always wants to be the centre of attention >spend two weeks clipping everything she says >one of the clips she calls her manager a n----- >send it to her work email with a fake email >email was named after one of her simps in our group >she joins the next day screaming about how simp ruined her life and career >simp and her stopped joining discord >get to play video games with my bros again without constant simping and everyone scrambing to get her attention >life is good again

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: Anonymous 3(Mon)05:49:30 No.183107860 Close aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH 04/17/23(Mon)05:51:09 No.183107892 Anonymous >>183107860 (OP) # How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft. >>183109510 # Anonymous >>183107892 # 04/17/23(Mon)07:11:27 No. 183109510 Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder 907

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Anonymous AUTO Biff DETA 11/09/24(Sat)00:36:29 No.205454898 >look up school bully on social media >has a trad family, nice car and promising career What the f---, corny films lied to T 840 38 103 KB JPG me!

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Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:41:25 No.204922999 Quasiphoebuseseme.png 157 KB PNG >I know you saved my life and all but i would rather f--- the guy who has little screen presence what a cruel bitch

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924 KB JPG >Yeah, I bought all the tickets for the movie, no couples kissing on my watch.

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