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![[Return] talog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: 16 95643.jpg (160 KB, 1200x675) [Advertise on 4chan] Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:26:33 No.204043884 ►>>204043979 >>204044486 >>204044578 >>204044637 >>204045490 >>204045543 >I regret to announce this is the end of me posting on /tv/, I'm going now. >I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye. ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:31:31 No.204043979 >>204044486 >>204044625 >>204044637 >>204045460 >>204045543 File: 1696171831236097.png (782 KB, 1910x787) >>204043884 (OP). >"I suppose you think that was terribly clever." >"Come on janny! Did you see their replies?" >"There are many dynamic IPs on this chan, Anon, and none of them should be changed lightly." >"It was just a bit of fun! Oh you're probably right, as usual. You will keep cleaning the threads, won't you?" >"For free — as often as I can in my spare time." >"I'm leaving everything to them." >"What about this Television & Film board of yours, are you quitting that too? >"Yes, yes. The catalogs closed and my browsing history deleted.... no, wait, it's — here open in my tab. Heh, isn't that, isn't that odd though? Yet, after all why not Why shouldn't I browse it?" >"I think you should leave /tv/ behind, Anon. Is that so hard?" >"Well no... and yes! Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it, its mine, I found it, it came to me!" >"There's no need to seethe." >"Well, if I'm seething, it's your fault!" It's mine! My own, my secret club." >"Secret club? Its been called that before, but not by you." >"Argh! What business is it of yours what I do with my own time!" >"I think you've browsed that board quite long enough." >"You want it for your (You)s!" >"ANON. Do not take me for some moderator of Reddit. I am not trying to ban you. I'm trying to help you. All your long years we've been oldfags. Trust me as you once did, hmm? Let it go." >"You're right Janny, the board must go to the newfags. It's late, the night is long. Yes, it is time." >"Anon..." >"Hmm?" >"The catalog is still in your bookmarks". >"Oh, yes..." 13/6/1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/916/223/d0a.png "Goodbye, anon! | /r/Greentext")
![File: cover1.jpg (211 KB, 800x450) >While waiting for food I get an idea >Tell her about reddit >I show her a few cute subreddits >Degeneracy kicks in >Open r/shitposting and start to scroll Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri) 18:23:47 No.29196785 [Reply] >Be me, 6ft2 chad-lite >Just dumped in last relationship because girlfriend thought I was weird >Friend introduces me to new girl >She is a slimthick goddess real qt 3.14 >Out for dinner date at Thai place >Talk to girl and hit if off. >Ask waiter to take food away >Cry in car and call friend >Her hands are wrapped around me >My arms around her shoulder >Feet licking memes and other degenerate pics on front page >Girl nervously laughs "Oh is this what guys normally look at?" >Try to explain, "Sorry, I don't know why this is on the forum... it usually isnt this bad" >Tell her it will get better if I scroll a bit more >Girl visibly looks scared as hitler worship and misogynistic posts keep scrolling into view >Panic >Scroll more >Short gif of guy creating a fleshlight within a body pillow >She physically retracts and shuffles away from me >"I need to go to the toilet and you look like you need some privacy" >Food is served to table >Girl says she is not hungry anymore >Tells me that she is actually just going to go home >Brain starts to process what the f--- just happened >Cringe and shame sets in >10 minutes laughing at the night and calling me a retard >Wake up next morning to hear qt 3.14 told her whole friend group I'm a closeted body pillow f------ p--- >Other girl In that friend group I was interested in blocks me >Want to uninstall reddit >Can't >Why am I like this bros, help Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri)18:26:37 No.29196794 typical redditor moment kys f-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/610/739/404.png "Anon is a reddit degenerate | /r/Greentext")
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