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No f------ way Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:12:35 No. 203708702 >>203709232 So you're telling me that this film flopped during its initial release and only recouped its budget after its re-release where they markteded it as an "le heckin awesome acid trip" to f------ hippies. This is literally a "dude weed, Imao" flick. Only having relevance because of degenerate boomer druggies. And now, you f--- defend it as though it's an unimpeachable masterpiece. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:47:49 No.203709232 >>203708702 (OP) >american film >american >low-IQ subhumans that can't triumph in Paradise on Earth, Europa, so they had to move to the New World >anon still doesn't get why this movie didn't triumph the first time Anon, Hollywood has been s--- since the 40s when le merchants need propaganda to made snowiggers fight for them in Europa.

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Tactical Withdrawal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)13:16:46 No.16864900 Jaxartes R. Aral Sea KHWARAZM Paris CAROLINGIAN ATLANTIC EMPIRE OCEAN LOMBARD KINGDOM Rome Venice ANDALUSIA Seville Córdoba Corsica Naples Adriatic Sea Sardinia Carthage Sicily Reged BYZANTINE EMPIRE Crete Mediterranean Sea Cyprus Acre Tripoli Alexandria Cairo Constantinople Danube R. Black Sea KHAZAR KINGDOM (ANATOLIA) ARMENIA Don R Volga R. Caspian Sea Antioch Homs Damascus Jerusalem Tigris R Euphra AZERBAIJAN Qum Baghdad Isfahan Kufa IRAN Basra AFRICA 0 250 500 miles T 0 250 500 kilometers Spread of Islam Under Muhammad, 622-632 632-656 656-750 HEJAZ Medina • Месса Bukhara FERGHANA Samarkand Merv Kabul Quandahar Hormuz Persian Gulf Gulf of Oman OMAN ARABIAN PENINSULA YEMEN Gulf of Aden Arabian Sea 750-900 Boundaries of Abbasid Caliphate, ca. 800 download (9).jpg 137 KB JPG INDIAN OCEAN >random camel caravaners in irrelevant desert >create a new culture from scratch >take over half of the known world in a century How did they do it? : Anonymous Power of Allah 07/18/24(Thu)13:20:02 No.16864906

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Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 | /r/Greentext

File: DUNE.jpg (14 KB, 250x314) So, how will Denis address this s---? Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)10:53:09 No.203786789 >>203786863 >>203787091 >>203787825 >>203787937 >>203788901 >>203789452 >>203793961 ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 10:54:13 No.203786819 >>203786942 >>203794014 He won't, he's too p---- to adapt the hard books. >> Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 11:01:06 No.203786978 ►>>203787260 File: 1721539711905931.jpg (19 KB, 279x312) >How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? >Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? >Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? >Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? >When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? >How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? >Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? >Why did Paul even marry Irulan? ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:11:33 No.203787260 >>203786978 >>How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >>203787383 >>203789690 A lifelong diet of eating boy ass gave him immunity to poisons >>What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? Allegory for gay sex >>Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? He wanted to get penetrated by the Sardaukars >>Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? They didn't have lightsabers >>Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? They read Harry Potter and wanted to stretch their legs >>When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? Last Tuesday, because they were building a sandcastle at the same time >>How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? They were blind from excessive cooming, it's why they were also bald and pale >>Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? He wanted him Walken to his death >>Why did Paul even marry Irulan? She was white ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:15:38 No.203787383 File: 1721423931793439.jpg (42 KB, 769x789) Winning smile L W b >>203787260 No further questions ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)12:43:30 No.203789690 >>203787260 kek

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Roasted by the retarded kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/17/17(Fri)08:07:40 No.41157638 File: E6CBFF8E-A25D-47A7-ABAD-0(...).jpg (26 KB, 480x360) ค >Be me >Be 17, in my first year of A-levels >There was this one tard kid in a few of my classes, we'll call him Carl >Not downs tard, but he's ok. Very quiet lad. >Our school had really small A-level classes, so my physics class was 8 people >Carl being one of them. >Basically entire class are friends >One of my friends has his laptop out and is slacking off on YouTube >Searches Big Cook Little Cook For anyone who doesn't know the show, it's a British kids show about cooking. https://youtu.be/ayEzSWeJhok [Embed] >Everyone gathers around to start watching Big Cook Little Cook >Apart from Carl. >7 16-17 year olds watching a show for small children. >Our physics teacher was well aware of our shenanigans at this point >'Hey, you guys should actually do work for once' >Carl decides to speak a full sentence for once >'Yes, if you wanted to learn about food, you should have taken food tech.' Absolutely roasted by the retarded kid.

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Anon escapes the true matrix | /r/Greentext

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Passion >profit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)02:34:21 No.685447408 Lossless Scaling 1708160000132192.jpg 85 KB JPG >download free FPS >it's better than what the multi-billion dollar companies manage How? Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)02:36:31 No.685447582 autism beats money every time >>685447645 # >>685478529 # >>685485717 #

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Anon likes the 1950s | /r/Greentext

File: lugub.png (914 KB, 780x513) Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)04:02:56 No.4432690 >>4432746 >The 50s were NOT like this >No one has EVER owned a house >No one has EVER owned a car >No one has EVER had a good family >No one has EVER been happy

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Anon loves you | /r/Greentext

95 KB JPG >>40443256 (OP) # > You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night > That incredible smile will never be for you > She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love > She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you. > You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities > You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive > You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off > You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone > You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence > You'll never make someone happy > You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store.

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Anon seeks an orgy | /r/Greentext

File: 13e2188r88098f48655101.png (1.2 MB, 1089x1600) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)15:24:50 No.32039119 [Reply] >mentally ill loner who spends most of my time alone in my room >therapist as well as all online advice is to go out more and meet people >go to club/party i saw via an instagram ad >beginning of party, no one is dancing except a few people by the dj booth >in an attempt to be outgoing i go near dj booth and start dancing alone but near the other people dancing >there is a girl there also dancing alone >we dance near each other for like5 minutes >she asks me my name (i was too nervous to talk to her kek) >have a little chat >her friend shows up >chat with the friend a little and dance with them >more of their friends show up, at this point its me and like 6 of their friends and we're all just dancing >this continues for like an hour >end up leaving but got the instagram of the girl who asked me my name and the first friend of hers that showed up ok now what. like not even to f--- them or anything just as social interaction i dont know what to do next

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The return of Disney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat) 13:19:03 No.203526023 Riley 8.jpg 290 KB JPG >Highest grossing animated movie of all time >Highest grossing movie of 2024 by far >8th highest grossing movie of all time What went so right?

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Anon likes monster movies | /r/Greentext

File: Piranhaconda.jpg (274 KB, 1120x774) Al will revive the monster genre Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 17:34:46 No.203741785 >>203741858 >awful monster movie (actors, cgi, script) >cool monster >Al remaster plus >awesome movie (actors, cgi, script) >monster looks even more cooler Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 17:39:46 No.203741858 Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 17:44:16 No.203741942 >>203741858 >>203741785 (OP) For me, it's correcting questionable casting choices. >>203741942 In the future that will not matter, since with Al you can change the facial expressions of the actors or create your own actors. Al will do a true purge where only good actors will still getting jobs, while the bad ones, no matter their family or contacts, will be fired. And the same will happen for the rest of jobs (writers, cameramen, marketing, etc).

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Anon writes an apology letter to Scooby one word at a time | /r/Greentext

File: 1374422412580.jpg-(23 KB, 534x397, natty.jpg) Anonymous 07/21/13(Sun)12:00 No.21 ITT we write an apology letter to scooby. one word in a time Anonymous 07/21/13(Sun)12:00 N Send message ארטיום אחמטייב From: dear To: scooby1961 Subject: dear le double. THS 07/21/13(Sun)12:01 No.214525 >>21452527 Message: le Anonymous 07/21/13(Sun)12:01 No.21452545 double Anonymous 07/21/13(Sun)12:01 No.21452548 beloved Anonymous 07/21/13(Sun)12:01 No.21452556 Replies: >>21452563 >>21452538 gooby Beloved gooby, we super love sorry natty your d---- scoober remembered. However... zyzz mirin'? because jeff he werkstatt natural. we pls the roids and N----- h--- forgive. maximum manlets sterons testicular squats, fedora skateboard? king doxx pls why? natty being doxin creatine with gay. /fit/ clen tomato h---. c-- jigglybits is yolo, but swag yolo penetrate my yolo. Slot FUGGGG yolo daniel, aesthetics shitskull apology. roger fornter creatine. Sincerly dongle ☐

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Anon doesn't like George Lucas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)13:05:35 No.184641230 >fires half of the original ILM team out of spite, later destroys their hard work with the special editions >raises a generation of consoomers with landfills of plastic and glorified fanfiction >contributes to the decline of Carrie Fischer's health >creates Intergalactic Stepin Fetchit himself, Jar Jar Binks >ruins little Jake Lloyd's life by making him a target of media criticism, geek outrage and schoolyard bullies >ruins filmmaking by popularizing the "filming 90% of the movie in greenscreen and CGI coating everything afterwards" method that Marvel would later perfect >raises an audience of dangerous man-children by framing a dangerous man-child as the all-important "Chosen One" of his saga >conditions young romantics for Twilight and other awful love stories with Anakin and Padme >raises annoying brainlet pseuds like MauLer, Anomaly Inc. and Rick Worley >consciously and willingly sells the whole enchilada to Le Mouse If anyone should be apologizing, it's him.

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