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Anonymous 821 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)15:36:50 No. 198574168 >Give all your your worldly possessions to the temple! >Give food and money to our monks! >Give us your little sons to become... monks... >Don't love anyone or anything! >Hate the material world! >Hate worldly pleasure and comfort! >Become an emotionless robot! >Live like a poor peasant! >Abstain from meat! >Spend all day meditating! >Perform meaningless symbolic rituals! >Keep idols and trinkets to ward off spirits! >If you kill your enemies they win! >Pick a denomination and school! (Better hope you picked the right one.) >Do a million specific and nonsensical rituals and rites that your culture has added to the religion! (Better hope your culture is the correct one.) >Pray to this random illiterate old retard who is somehow Buddha reincarnated! >Why? Because we- I mean Buddha said so! >If you fail even ONE of these tasks you will go to one of the MANY hell realms for 9 quintillion years! >If you succeed you have to repeat this until you reach a heavenly realm where you will own nothing and be happy! People really believe this s---?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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