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OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng. Following I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 20h ⚫ Edited⚫→ An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME. Here's what I said. "Yes. Absolutely. I'm so glad you suggested this because you are wasting time on your commute. You can start right now." He was elated and started packing things up to leave. Me: "where are you going?" Him: "you said I could work from home." That's when I told him to come with me to the 14th floor. I led him to a converted storage closet with a single bed and a sink. This was his new home. "Sorry but you live here now. Your verbal contract is binding. Also I'll be expecting your £750 rent payment at the end of the month." Never, ever ask me if you can work from home.

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