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File: 1540982682jpg.jpg (1.25 MB, 3840x2160) Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)10:36:25 No.62377896 >>62382389 Sometimes my weapons appear in my dreams for me to use, which makes me happy Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)22:43:44 No.62382389 >>62377896 (OP) I have one major gun dream I remember >>was watching a kid's soccer game with Artosis, of starcraft fame >some of the kids grabbed the goal of one team and started running around with it >laugh and say "those are future protoss players" >Arty and Tasteless laugh, Tasteless isn't wearing a shirt for some reason >game ends and we go our separate ways >someone with an airsoft gun with an incompletely painted orange tip tries to mug me in the parking lot >I smile and pull my very real CZ-82 out of my jacket pocket >he starts crying and says "no, no i'm sorry it was a fake!" >I say "I'm afraid for my life!" loud enough for people in earshot to hear it >he begs for mercy, I quickly check to make sure nobody has a line of sight to have seen it >I shoot him dead woke up with a s--- eating grin

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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