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File: IMG_5780.jpg (40 KB, 457x319) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)09:59:35 No.202894147 ► File: images-143.jpg (20 KB, 659x465) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:10:28 No.202887745 >>202890290 >>202890305 >>202893472 >>202893632 >>202897381 >>202902989 >I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:45:21 No.202888767 >>202888985 They should pay you a hero's wage. >I'm not jesus chroist, i know that now. Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:52:03 No.202888985 >>202888767 >... >nevertakedrugs >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)08:51:11 No.202892413 ►>>202892462 >>202894147 File: 1644696305299.png (427 KB, 470x700) All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards >>202892413 Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 11:53:33 No.202897381 >>202887745 (OP) You and he were, mmmbuddies, weren't you? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)11:56:17 No.202897464 blood? blood >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:02:33 No.202897696 ► >>202897464 >>202897696 >"Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off. From them arose millions of tiny maggots. Maggots? Maggots... Maggots. Maggots! MAGGOTS!" >"Maggots" >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)12:25:11 No.202898442 ► >> >>If Won Ton finds out, my arse is grass, and he's got a lawnmower! You dig? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:33:21 No.202898709 ► "She was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable." Is one of the best lines ever written in any show ever. >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 14:04:42 No.202901176 >>202902594 >>202903343 File: kinge.png (245 KB, 729x601) Stephen King ✪ @StephenKing Putin assumed the was dealing with a lapdog. What he got was a wolverine. Slava Ukraini! 9:43 AM 5/14/22 Twitter Web App 2,330 Retweets 149 Quote Tweets 17.3K Likes Getting them in the right order - that's the trick. That's the trick The commentary parts are f------ great. >> Is Garth Steven King? Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:16:49 No.202902594 >>202901176 He's way more Clive Barker >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:58:40 No.202903343 ► >>202901176 He's the only author who has written more books than he has read. So yes.

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File: IMG_5780.jpg (40 KB, 457x319) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)09:59:35 No.202894147 ► File: images-143.jpg (20 KB, 659x465) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:10:28 No.202887745 >>202890290 >>202890305 >>202893472 >>202893632 >>202897381 >>202902989 >I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:45:21 No.202888767 >>202888985 They should pay you a hero's wage. >I'm not jesus chroist, i know that now. Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:52:03 No.202888985 >>202888767 >... >nevertakedrugs >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)08:51:11 No.202892413 ►>>202892462 >>202894147 File: 1644696305299.png (427 KB, 470x700) All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards >>202892413 Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 11:53:33 No.202897381 >>202887745 (OP) You and he were, mmmbuddies, weren't you? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)11:56:17 No.202897464 blood? blood >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:02:33 No.202897696 ► >>202897464 >>202897696 >"Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off. From them arose millions of tiny maggots. Maggots? Maggots... Maggots. Maggots! MAGGOTS!" >"Maggots" >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)12:25:11 No.202898442 ► >> >>If Won Ton finds out, my arse is grass, and he's got a lawnmower! You dig? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:33:21 No.202898709 ► "She was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable." Is one of the best lines ever written in any show ever. >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 14:04:42 No.202901176 >>202902594 >>202903343 File: kinge.png (245 KB, 729x601) Stephen King ✪ @StephenKing Putin assumed the was dealing with a lapdog. What he got was a wolverine. Slava Ukraini! 9:43 AM 5/14/22 Twitter Web App 2,330 Retweets 149 Quote Tweets 17.3K Likes Getting them in the right order - that's the trick. That's the trick The commentary parts are f------ great. >> Is Garth Steven King? Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:16:49 No.202902594 >>202901176 He's way more Clive Barker >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:58:40 No.202903343 ► >>202901176 He's the only author who has written more books than he has read. So yes.

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