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Anonymous Am I the a------ here? 263 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 14:38:57 No.923367383 >be me >have two daughters, 8 and 11 >wife and I going out of state for business trip slash getaway >put up a listing for babysitters in my area >not a lot of picks but get contacted prominently by this t----- who is incredibly curious and is also "willing to work cheap" >concern.png >indulge "her" anyway because not a lot of takers for our two girls >t----- wants to become a school teacher and loves to teach body positivity >tell her that she'd have to watch the two girls for over a week and they'd need to stay over or she would need to house sit alongside the girls >this makes her f------ ecstatic and she starts getting into questions like their names, pictures of them, what they like, if they're hitting puberty on time, if they're masturbating, etc >get weirded out and stop messaging >she keeps pestering me again and again asking if our plans are still on and they need a sitter And I still haven't responded since a few nights ago and now "she" is rambling on about how she's scared that I'm a transphobe because I'm not responding. W-- do I do

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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