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My bio Me? I am the chaos that seeks into everlasting memories i am bold, bolder than any other living embodiment but what i am not is agonizing walk in the park of a so called date

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GIRLS ON TINDER: You better have a better opener than "hey" GIRLS ON BUMBLE:

Jess, I'm so sorry. I think I just want to be friends. I know that's probably easier said than done. X Today 15:40 I'm so sorry if that hurt. I adore spending time with you. I really hope we can be friends in time. I really have been enjoying sharing our interests and chillin. I'm so sorry kitten. X Message 11:39 ↓

Maybe they are just busy Maybe they've just been asleep for 17 hrs (36hrs later) They still might reply. I'll just msg them again just in case they didn't see my msgs GREMLINS

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12:29 1 < D 68 12:29 < D Do you want to meet for the coffee real quick? Heck I'll meet you up at the Home Depot parking lot and say hello if you want. I need to get a few things. What are you talking about? We had plans today. You told me to do a slow roll, and let you know. I did--came back to you with the time and you already had made plans so you actually are not very flexible. Lol Enjoy the journey! This dating crap is just way too time consuming I prefer a simple quick hello meet up and then if there's chemistry make time for something else That's why I suggested a walk or a coffee anyway We had plans today. You told me to do a slow roll, and let you know. I did--came back to you with the time and you already had made plans so you actually are not very flexible. Lol Enjoy the journey! This dating crap is just way too time consuming I prefer a simple quick hello meet up and then if there's chemistry make time for something else That's why I suggested a walk or a coffee anyway enjoy your day Sorry that lunch is too much time for you to take. I don't wanna date somebody who wants a five minute meeting to see if they're sexually attracted to me anyway-- so goodbye. + Text Message + Text Message 68

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5:55 44 Katya I want someone who Shows effort and is capable of talking in full sentences "Hru" "Hyb" and "Hey" type of messages are more than likely not going to spark any interesting in me. Hey, how are you, how you been? 1 2 3 4 50 How Done Hope 6 7 89 0 -/:i()$ #+= , ? ! ABC space & @ done ☑

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Today 안녕하세요! 혹시 교포분이신가 요? Translation: Hi, are you a foreign resident? You can delete the app now Because you just matched with the man of your dreams Just before you delete the app I'm gonna need your IG ....why? ...

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So you're basically looking for some friends in KL through this app? no, i can have sex too i said i dont know what i am looking for i appreciate your obsession with labels but i dont have definitive answers for you to categorize Fwb then? Haha. Okay. i dont live there so husband would be difficult i guess Well, I find it important to understand where someone stands, but calling it an 'obsession with labels' feels dismissive.

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81 8:55 C e What's up, Text Message Friday 9:49 AM 2 I hope you had a fabulous week! Upon reflection, I really enjoyed our time last week. You are an awesome woman, a really good conversationalist, super opinionated, and fun. I could tell at times it seemed like you were a bit nervous, and I should have done a lot more to try to make you feel comfortable. Lots of people tell me my energy can be a lot, haha. That's just how I am, but it can be a lot when someone first meets me. Anyway, you really stand out in your philosophy/approach towards life, work, finance, and religion. I know from experience how important it is to be around people whose values align with your own. And it's super rare to meet someone around our age who has similar values and priorities. So, I think we should see each other again and keep our communication open if you're up for it? You can get back to me on my normal this is my work cell phone The sender is not in your contact list. + Text Message Report Junk •

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