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Today 안녕하세요! 혹시 교포분이신가 요? Translation: Hi, are you a foreign resident? You can delete the app now Because you just matched with the man of your dreams Just before you delete the app I'm gonna need your IG ....why? ...

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GIRLS ON TINDER: You better have a better opener than "hey" GIRLS ON BUMBLE:

Jess, I'm so sorry. I think I just want to be friends. I know that's probably easier said than done. X Today 15:40 I'm so sorry if that hurt. I adore spending time with you. I really hope we can be friends in time. I really have been enjoying sharing our interests and chillin. I'm so sorry kitten. X Message 11:39 ↓

Maybe they are just busy Maybe they've just been asleep for 17 hrs (36hrs later) They still might reply. I'll just msg them again just in case they didn't see my msgs GREMLINS

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