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paranoid-poppies reblogged chiefofboatwatsonstittymug 3h ago c3rvida3 Follow Oct 7, 2016 My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, "Oh, this is going to be so f efficient," before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

To be fair, it seemed efficient


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