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27 KB PNG >be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me > "hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 228 KB PNG >Becomes a wagie 08/03/24(Sat) 19:39:00 No.684557286 >Deku loses his powers >Instantly gives up on being hero >Doesn't even try to be a quirkless hero that relies on gadgets or anything just instantly gives up after months of training and hard work >Completely ghosted by every single one of his "friends" >No fans, no bitches, nothing, despite saving the f------ world >Doesn't even get any form of character growth since he's still a f------ cry baby loser >Fast-forward 8 years of being a social reject and he's suddenly given a hero suit funded by his gay lover Bakugou after he forced the rest of the class to fund development alongside him >Moral of his story was 'You're either born talented and successful or you're a loser that needs nepotism and handouts' KEKYPOO >>684557402 # >>684557495 # >>684557638 # >>684557834 # >>684557901 # >>684558319 # >>684558330 # >>684558424 # >>684559567 # >>684559715 # >>684560030 # >>684560232 # >>684560813 # >>684560843 #

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Anonymous 64 KB JPG 06/13/19(Thu)20:31:08 No.802160267 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family I made it /b/

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Anonymous 08/03/24(Sat)22:55:26 No.78382378 3.7 MB GIF >never/dont smoke weed, cigs etc >never/dont do any drugs whatsoever >never/dont party >never/dont drink alcohol >never/dont have sex >never/dont talk to women outside of work >never/dont talk to anyone outside work >never/dont do anything outside work, video games or reading/watching television or work out >deans list in college, commuted to classes, got full time job right when I graduated. >have nice job, nice apartment, not living paycheck to paycheck >dont care about politics, never voted and dont plan to >everyone at work likes talking to me, always reject offers to hang out with them outside work My life is peaceful. I like it this way. I dont want to change it.

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Anonymous 69 KB JPG 12/11/22(Sun)15:24:51 No.890564073 >talking to girl I know >she's not very into me but I like her >we share a lot of opinions, she seems pretty smart >decide to compliment her >"hey, you're pretty smart, >not really thinking about it, end the sentence with: >for a woman." I can't think of anyone to blame for this but you f----

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File: 1721884549847434.jpg (6 KB, 200x202) ☐ Anonymous (ID: yyTSDhgw 08/03/24(Sat) 18:11:50 No.476823935 >>476824099 >>476824318 >>476825346 >>476826603 >Zoomies get scammed with $160,000 of debt for college >Get their degree in poopoonomics with a side of gender studies >Get out can't find a job and cri on TikTok >Complain they can't buy food >Vote Kamala

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5h (7/6 19:44) · 71510310 JPG 43KB (1024 x 1024) 1613510906010.jpg 5 Replies back when I was first starting, like 4 months in >at my gym there was always this super jacked black guy that would put up huge numbers >everytime he's done with his set he yells out "0000000 BABY" >it was never obnoxious or anything, I found it funny >he catches me smirking at him after he did it once >he tells me that it helps with the next set >I laugh >a few weeks pass and I'm on a hard set of deadlifts >was still doing stronglifts so these are my max >push through them and for some reason yell out "000000 BABY" >I hear "DAS RIGHT" from across the gym >my next was easier Thank you jacked black man

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Anonymous 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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: Anonymous 43 KB JPG pathetic it is >start to laugh 04/02/22(Sat)20:46:41 No.875559943 >tired of the last 6 years spent stagnant >decide to end it >remember my uncle gifted me a revolver >it's a .22 >f---, but aye hollow points >wonder if i have any pills >benadryl >look at my options and think of how >slight breakdown of laughing and crying >phone vibrates >my brother-in-law >says he feels bad i've been unhappy with my dead end job, want to know if i'm open to becoming an electrician like he is >offers to help me every part of the way "i know it's not your thing, anon, but i think it could benefit you in the long run" >looking at pills and gun again "alright. thanks, man" that was about 3 years back. dude unknowingly pulled me up at a low point in my life, and introduced me to a trade i really enjoy. this is gay ass ramble, but i'm just thankful to be in a better place than have missed out on how much better things could be.

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Anonymous 2 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)22:34:36 No.807214230 >be me,5 years ago >sitting alone in hospital room with 94 year old dad >nothing wrong with him just old and his time is coming >just sitting there with him when suddenly he starts whistling we,ll meet again by Vera Lynn >after he finishes I look at him and tell him it was a good song >he looks up at me from his bed "Damn f------ right it was. Best song in the world" >I go onto my phone and put on the song and we listen for a while >after awhile more of hanging out I leave and go home for the night >wake up in the morning to a text from my sister that he died a bit after I left >mfw we'll meet again pops. some day

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