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YOU'RE A CAT? THAT'S-OH-THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE P----! I MISS MY WIFE, HUSK I MISS HER A LOT. UHH SHAKE A PAW? WHAT? WHATS WITH THAT LOOK. F---! BLASTED HOOVES HE CAN'T WALK FOR S--- ON ICE BUT YA DIDN'T HEARIT FROM ME s my wife fails. s her a lot. も

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Hazbin Tale - Prequel Baiting Lore Dump

Heaven... Hell.... Even the Mortal World.... Everything.....is burning.... Why? Why did you choose them over us? Over me? O How many more Luce? Hi. How many more damn CENTURIES of this waking up in the middle of the night b------- must we go through.. Before you FINALLY go talk to Charlotte? C'mon Lily why do I have to go to her? Because she's your daughter you jackass. Yeah well... Charlottes You've killed everyone.....killed everything... Wait, where are you going? No! Charlotte please... Don't leave us! Really? If anything she should be the one coming to see me! What have you done? Don't go... Why not? I am pretty busy running Hell I can't just make time out of my schedule. And for what? For them? This child? A MORTAL CHILD? I'm sorry... Please..... Come back.... Come... You had the Popo Dream again didn't you? Yep. * Stock Creepy Organ Playing What did you think was gonna happen? For her to be so overjoyed to be free that she'd come running back to us? Be our precious little girl again? You.....you still hate me after these couple millennia don't you? How's that plan been working out so far? Well.... Not as much as I did before you undid the seal. Speaking of which I'm surprised you're still here in Tartarus. I mean I like what you've done with the place but still... Yeah well... I got tired of being trapped in this prison... ..but knew I was never getting out. Hey Charlotte. Hey dad. Hard to believe I ever wanted to leave this place.... D. I didn't come here for forgiveness... Treating you solely as the instrument of my revenge..... They're right here actually...guys, this is my dad, Lucifer the King of Hell Yeah, about that.... Dad, this is Uaggie and Frisk. Pleased to meet you Your Majesty. Hello. ..was the biggest mistake of my life. *Sup guys? I am far too late to say this, but, I am Sorry for not truly sorry... seeing you as my little girl. Tell me Lucifer, when you decided to undo the seal binding her to Tartarus about five hundred years ago.... So, I made this place into a home. my home. So....wanna meet my wife and kid? Oh so you like girls then-Wait... Well, better late than never right? You have a kid?! Yeah just adopted them last week, * VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER

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Hazbin Tale - Vehicular Manslaughter (this entry takes place directly after "The Customer is Always Nuts")

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Hazbin Tale - The Customer Is Always Nuts

So, Steven was it? Wonder Your son? No.... Daughter? This is Genderless God. child? MY God. Their every will, their every whim I must abide, no matter how horrifying Care to take a guess on who this is? I would gladley burn both Heaven and Hell to nothing but ash for them. Even destroy the Earth if they so wanted it. Nothing would be out of the question for my God. STEVEN Even if they were to ask me to end my own life so they could become an immortal I would happily give them that greatest sacrifice. Happily die their obedient slave to my last breath. I want nothing but the best for my God. If they so command it, I would gladly kill for them..... * Soft But Aggressive Whimpering And God specifically ask for no pickles right? Siever NO STEVEN, THIS IS THE BURGER PAID, FOR. AS SUCH YOU MUST CO BACK THERE CRAB SOME TONGS... W-Will that be all mam? No problem madam we'll get you a fresh one just the way you asked no extra charge. A fresh one? AND BRING BACK ENOUGH THE ONE YOU CHOSE TO GIVE TO MY COD PICKLES TO UNDO THIS CRIEVACE TRESPASS. Yes Steven that will be all, There Frisk it's now as you asked, we can go now! Coming.. 20 20 Right away mam. I am so sorry. My. Oh goddammit Charlie. Beloved. GOD. Hallowed be their name. How I adore them, worship the ground they walk on, the most pure thing in this bleak world, STEVEN STEVEN PLEASE AND. THANK YOU. Pickles Don't sweat it, happens all the time. STEVEN

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NAH BITCH Cuys I am sorry for what I must do to you, but Pride Moath is over! SHI-NE! LGBT RIGHT ARE IT'S WRATH MONTH NOW!!HUMAIRE WRATH MONTH

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Hey Charlie I've been thinking... Yeah? m You're the biological daughter of Lucifer right? Yeah? m And he used to be an angel... That he was. So I'm curious, aren't YOU an angel? Or like a Nephilim Hybrid or Something? Actually that's a good question... Hmmmm... Yeah I'd say I got a little bit of Heaven in my blood... Sure beats a magic carpet right huh? So then... That means you can fly right? What the hell dude!! HELL YEAH CAN FLY! You're so awesome Charlie! You took Frisk flying WITHOUT ME? Ah geez sorry Vaggie I caught up in the moment. HELL YEAH WE CAN FLY! Man my family is so awesome! ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT! H-------- Vaggie you can fly too!! YOU ARE TO LAND IMMEDIATELY AND ANSWER TO THE US FORCES! DO YOU COMPLY?!! YOU ARE FLYING IN ANO FLY ZONE AT GREAT RISKOFICAUSING A NATIONAL INCIDENT! You too Frisk! THIS THE UNITED STATES AIRFORCE! We have Diplomatic Immunity? GMON guys we were JUST Casually flying Like birds, we're Not Spies! Hell I'M STILL Technically a US Citizen! It says So ON My obiary. This aside, I had a lot of fun flying with you guys. Y-yeah it was fun we should do it again some time.

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Hazbin Tale - The First Night (this entry takes place directly after "Poorly Planned Parenthood")

Comfortable? Yeah. Need anything else? Nope. Vaggie and will be in the room across the hall, call for us and we'll be here lickety split know this was a lot all at once, but things will be alright....hopefully... So.... This is my life now.... Stuck in Hell with a bunch of demons.... ww God I am so sorry about that! Are you okay!! You're not hurt are you! You have nothing to fear from me. You can just bunk with us tonight okay kid? Okay. You're most welcome. TCK! NOTHING'S F------ CHANGED.... Goodnight Frisk. Goodnight Mrs. Morningstar. vyes... tm....I'm FM3.... Fina It's alright Frisk. Thank you Mrs. Morningstar. And you can just call me Charlie. Okay, Charlie.... There see? You're gonna be okay.

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