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YOU'RE A CAT? THAT'S-OH-THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE P----! I MISS MY WIFE, HUSK I MISS HER A LOT. UHH SHAKE A PAW? WHAT? WHATS WITH THAT LOOK. F---! BLASTED HOOVES HE CAN'T WALK FOR S--- ON ICE BUT YA DIDN'T HEARIT FROM ME s my wife fails. s her a lot. も

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Undressing

don't you think it might be time to wash this..? this was my Only one fine... Ө TA do you have a shirt i can borrow? you good? Emily' hello?

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Hazbin Tale - The First Night (this entry takes place directly after "Poorly Planned Parenthood")

Comfortable? Yeah. Need anything else? Nope. Vaggie and will be in the room across the hall, call for us and we'll be here lickety split know this was a lot all at once, but things will be alright....hopefully... So.... This is my life now.... Stuck in Hell with a bunch of demons.... ww God I am so sorry about that! Are you okay!! You're not hurt are you! You have nothing to fear from me. You can just bunk with us tonight okay kid? Okay. You're most welcome. TCK! NOTHING'S F------ CHANGED.... Goodnight Frisk. Goodnight Mrs. Morningstar. vyes... tm....I'm FM3.... Fina It's alright Frisk. Thank you Mrs. Morningstar. And you can just call me Charlie. Okay, Charlie.... There see? You're gonna be okay.

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Impossible to photograph

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Emily goes to Hell

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Hazbin Tale - Working Nine to Five

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Hazbin Tale - The Dark Souls of Hazbin AUs

FIVE DAYS..... FM FIVE DAYS SINCE PRINCESS FRISK LOST EVERYTHING. THER FAMILY, THER KINGDOM, THER BIRTHRIGHT..... FIVE DAYS SINCE THE NATION OF VYZXROTH HAS BEGUN HUNTING THEM ACROSS ALL ALIANTRICE.....0 Nuts to behaving I wanna F--- THAT DRAGON! ALL FRISK HAS LEFT IS THE QUEENSCIAME, A GATHERING OF FOUR WARRIORS HAND PICKED FROM THE ROYAL GUARD TO SERVE AS ESCORT. THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY CONTINUES.... YOUR JOURNEY NOW TAKES WORLD YOU TO THE COAST OF CRAVOS VIVES AROT ALAS, IT IS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. * FATE ROT ITEM TARC FORTUNATE THEN THAT THERE IS A CAVE WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE TO TAKE SHELTER IN. IT IS COLD, BUT DRY. YOU EVEN FIND SOME STRAY DRIFT WOOD DRY ENOUGH TO MAKE SUIT BLE FIRE HOWEVER, YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS CAVE. LOW AND BEHOLD, A DRAGON KNOWN AS THE RAPTORIOUS SCLYVER DWELLS HERE. Okay but why though? Why not? QUITE THE BREATHTAKING BEAST, ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD EASLY KIL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH BUT A CLAW. JUST LOOKING AT HER INSPIRES EXISTENTIAL DREAD AT THE PROSPECT OF YOUR VERY LIVES ENDING THIS NIGHT. BUT SHE SMILES WARMLY, SPEAKS IN A MOTHERLY TONE WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL... ° "POOR LITTLE CHILDREN OF MAN, FORCED INTO MY CAVE TO ESCAPE THE RAIN. BE NOT TROUBLED MY LOVES FOR YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY.....SO LONG AS YOU BEHAVE.... A KIND INVITE....AND A WARNING. WOULD BE FOOLISH TO BETRAY SUCH HOSPITALITY. And I suppose I'm gonna have to revive all your sorry butts after you all bite it? AGAIN? Yeah Sure. Fukk yeah let's do it! Screw it, who else wants to f--- the Dragon? Oh mon dute it hasn't been that bad. No, it's been embarassing. First time you guys just ate that obviously poisoned plate of spagetti in the middle of the goddamn Forest of Deceptions"! FREE FOOD Didn't even question it, just ate it! Still can't believe you let that one fairy trick you guys into kissing her butt, actually believed that crack about her butt granting wishes! I had to chase her down, ALONE to get back all the loot she stole! When I come back I find your corpses devoured by a Punk Goblin Bitch! Ever tried stealth killing And Chen Chat one "Street Bum" you guys attacked P----- him off so badly he even came back after I revived you just to a Goblin with a character that has NEGATIVE 2 in stealth!! to harvest his organs for extra cash on the black market! kill you twice! Might as well. Funny how you guys are suppose to be this elite guard. It's your job to protect me, the Princess.... Yet I, the Princess, am the one who's carrying all of you. YEAH!! OVER 15!! HIGH CRITICAL!! Well excuse us for wanting to grind out A trait that is useless without a proper-healer! the Zenkai Boost trait of the Saiyan, Class, And last I checked Saiyans have negative 2 healing. Speaking of which, you didn't have to play as the Princess. It was the only class with high enough healing to cover FOUR SAIYANS. Then....what did you just have us roll for? Basically being forced to run 4 Charmanders in early Kanto. Four Charmanders with Charizardite X thank you very much. Mega Charizard X sucks, Y is way better. Says you... Well anyway, everyone other than the Princess proceed to have an O--- with the dragon. Roll your D10s. FAFO DISEASE. Well it's good to hear that these Biotics are just potions we can buy at the store and not another MP guzzling spell I have to keep track of... Sorry hum it ain't that easy. FAFO Biotics are Rectal Suppositories. 20 91 12 16 ટા 20 16 Goddammit. Sorry. we f----- that dragon up! 20 Yeah you certainly did Although, having sex with a Raptorious Sclyver is always a guaranteed action that requires no dice roll... 12 w 16 Here's the deal. This is a permanent status effect for starters. Every 60 turns you guys will suffer a 6 turn long 35% debuff to Attack, Defense, Evasion and Stamina. Let's see, L 2.3... 12 91 18 Oh dear, all four of you got it. Four HD Possitive Saiyans ThaT I have To Periodically FIST... IN THE ANUS The only way to counteract this debuff is to administer 1 FAFO Biotic treatment to each individual player/carrying the disease. I FAFO biotic Costs about And only the princess-with their +20 medic skill can administer biotics. F--- AROUND What even is FAFO anyway? FIND OUT

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Have this

Hi5555372 Hissz TSS NO! BAD HUMAN BAD!!! D46muls

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Chestburster

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Family Guy Vivziepop

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Hazbin Tale - With Guest Seth Rogen as Doomsday

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Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

would you like to get the hole? You could be a star. excuse me, but I have to bring Angedust back to the Hotel no, thanks Im so sonny, so sorny, my deepest apologies. I ruin this studio with one hand, Sooo sonnyy! What have you done You stupid bitch?! You wont beat an Unanmed weak Princess will you? You can't Just take him away from me, we have a contract with him!!! Finally we con go home) ナ Anthony O CUNTU I kill ull OMNOMNOMON NUMINUMNS отпотно miniom

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It was a stressful meeting, they just needed something to help and relax too...

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Know Your Meme

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