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☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)20:17:36 No. >*rapes you* How do you respond without sounding mad?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)07:23:21 No.201703736 the whale.jpg 47 KB JPG This movie probably unironically saved my life. >I'm 5'11 and in 2022 I weighed close to 320lbs >Go see this movie >People are looking at me after it's over as I leave >Don't even have words to express how this moment felt >Got a gym membership after 4 days of wallowing in my room thinking about it >Flashforward 2 years and I'm around 220 now still going strong >I'm not fit yet but I'm drastically healthier than I was Has there ever been a movie that shaped your life in some way?

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File: 1090943903.jpg (38 KB, 495x495) DI CO JI ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)12:33:01 No.201917200 >>201917333 >>201917444 >>201917531 >>201917853 >>201918127 >>201920350 >>201920614 >>201922261 >>201922421 >>201922521 >>201922686 >>201922822 >>201923221 >>201923247 >>201923731 >>201924618 >>201925185 >>201925345 >>201925441 >>201925724 >>201926141 >>201926448 >>201927737 The most depressing thing I've ever seen ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:46:20 No.201920614 ► File: red.png (444 KB, 777x503) COMIC CON DIEGO SON MIC OMIC CO INTER ATIONA NAL TERNATION IEG SAN DIE ON CO >>201917200 (OP). No this is >> Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) >>201929315 >>201929853 His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP) >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, >have tons of stories to mine from meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.

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a,a≥0 (-a,a< di =R Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:32:43 No.922105021 [Reply] >>922105139 >there is this number called i, it's imaginary, and i^2 equals -1 >because... it just does, okay?! >also e^(im) +1-0 Why do we let mathematicians make this s--- up? Imagine believing in advenced math. Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:39:20 No.922105139 ► >>922105021 (OP) >imaginary numbers >learned to hate them in highschool At least I understand the math behind it and didn't drop out of highschool or went through whatever you want to call the education "system" in merrica

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Anonymous A SMILE WOULD BE NICE, SWEETLE. KYS DOTINN 07/30/24(Tue)04:11:35 No.78328669 SKYS >finally got head 126 KB JPG SKYS>barely felt anything Kys K SKYS Well thanks circumcision I Kys thought it would be literally mind blowing pleasure 99% I couldn't even my d--- was in his I mean her mouth

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