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☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)20:17:36 No. >*rapes you* How do you respond without sounding mad?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)07:23:21 No.201703736 the whale.jpg 47 KB JPG This movie probably unironically saved my life. >I'm 5'11 and in 2022 I weighed close to 320lbs >Go see this movie >People are looking at me after it's over as I leave >Don't even have words to express how this moment felt >Got a gym membership after 4 days of wallowing in my room thinking about it >Flashforward 2 years and I'm around 220 now still going strong >I'm not fit yet but I'm drastically healthier than I was Has there ever been a movie that shaped your life in some way?

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File: 1090943903.jpg (38 KB, 495x495) DI CO JI ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)12:33:01 No.201917200 >>201917333 >>201917444 >>201917531 >>201917853 >>201918127 >>201920350 >>201920614 >>201922261 >>201922421 >>201922521 >>201922686 >>201922822 >>201923221 >>201923247 >>201923731 >>201924618 >>201925185 >>201925345 >>201925441 >>201925724 >>201926141 >>201926448 >>201927737 The most depressing thing I've ever seen ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:46:20 No.201920614 ► File: red.png (444 KB, 777x503) COMIC CON DIEGO SON MIC OMIC CO INTER ATIONA NAL TERNATION IEG SAN DIE ON CO >>201917200 (OP). No this is >> Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) >>201929315 >>201929853 His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP) >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, >have tons of stories to mine from meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.

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a,a≥0 (-a,a< di =R Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:32:43 No.922105021 [Reply] >>922105139 >there is this number called i, it's imaginary, and i^2 equals -1 >because... it just does, okay?! >also e^(im) +1-0 Why do we let mathematicians make this s--- up? Imagine believing in advenced math. Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:39:20 No.922105139 ► >>922105021 (OP) >imaginary numbers >learned to hate them in highschool At least I understand the math behind it and didn't drop out of highschool or went through whatever you want to call the education "system" in merrica

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Anonymous A SMILE WOULD BE NICE, SWEETLE. KYS DOTINN 07/30/24(Tue)04:11:35 No.78328669 SKYS >finally got head 126 KB JPG SKYS>barely felt anything Kys K SKYS Well thanks circumcision I Kys thought it would be literally mind blowing pleasure 99% I couldn't even my d--- was in his I mean her mouth

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