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File: Calm.jpg (42 KB, 561x482) Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)17:48:51 No.201751309 >>201752733 >>201752879 >>201753394 >>201753646 >>201754190 >BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFFFffffppPff >"Professor please! There must be another way!" >>201751790 >>201752265 >"I'm sorry Harry, the 23andme results were conclusive", dumbledore could barely hide his disgust beneath his murderous glee >"But its only 3%, thats nothing!" Harry fought with all his might but the professors spells were strong, the butt plug wasn't moving, but the pressure building inside him was otherworldly >ITS EVERYTHING!!! Roared the professor, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE SORTING HAT CHECK YOUR "EARLY LIFE" FROM THE SECOND I SAW YOUR NET WORTH! >REST ASSURED THE FLUE NETWORK I INSTALLED UNDER THE MUMBAI STORM DRAINS THAT I HAVE NOW EXPERTLY ROUTED INTO YOUR A------ WILL ADVANCE MY PLANS QUITE SUFFICIENTLY POTTER WHEN YOU DESTROY YOUR OWN PEOPLE! >With a well practiced stretch of his legs the professor in one smooth motion roundhouse kicked harry through a waiting flue portal and removed the charms stopping Harry exploding from the 3 gigatones of Indian grade sewage now building up inside him >As he clattered to the floor and with just a few seconds of agonising life left Harry just had time to notice where he had been sent to die >Tel Aviv >the last thing harry felt was the butt plug apparate into nonexistence under the pressure of the Indian nation's finest diarrhea >the explosion that followed levelled Tel Aviv, and poisoned all of Israel for 1000 generations >redeem that, said dumbledore calmly Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)17:54:43 No.201751446 kino >> Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)18:11:15 No.201751736 ► My favorite part from the books. Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)18:21:49 No.201751890 the audiobook is great during this part. Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)21:01:25 No.201754190 >>201751309 (OP) he didn't s--- that

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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