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File: hospital.jpg (1.88 MB, 3024x4032) ☐ Your time is just about up Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:02:39 No.921885988 >>921886526 You're leaning back in your hospital bed. The sun is shining through the window as birds chirp, as kids play, as the wind blows. It's a beautiful day. You wish you could go outside one last time. You turn away from the window. You see your family. Your son, your daughter-in-law, your grandkids, even your great-grandkids. And...your wife. They all have tears in their eyes as they know your time is coming to an end. You're not sad. You've lived a good, long life. You're prepared for whatever comes next. You've gone deaf, but as you flatline, you see your wife mutter some words. You can make them out as you read her lips. "I love you." At first... you know nothing. But then, you hear it. Life. People talking, animals exploring. You open your eyes to see the sun shining down on you. There's clouds in the sky. Is this... Heaven? You look around to see all your dead family members. It must be. You hear footsteps. Turning, you see... a man? It's hard to tell. His nose is big, his clothing ragged, his ears... like trumpets? His skin... green? Before you can say anything, he speaks. "Welcome to my swamp, laddeh. I've been waiting for ya." Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:14:04 No.921886526 File: 1448283592078.gif (985 KB, 500x375) >>921885988 (OP) Might be because I'm high right now but this really got me in a good way.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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