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Anonymous 1763244175 >be 13 >started masturbating at this age >feels f------ amazing >think I invented it 2 hr. ago ... >WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS!? I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!! >family cookout >grandma, papa, auntie, cousins, parents, everyone is there >go to every table and when they ask me what I've been up to eagerly tell them about how f------ amazing it feels to blow my load and how they should do it >everyone is naturally sketched out >my parents catch wind of my m----------- ramblings >dad takes me inside and has to explain like I'm an autist how it's not right to tell nana and pepaw how I j------- in the tub >the shame fills my soul >I still have times where I lay awake at night and wonder w-- I was thinking 3 REPLIES

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: stressed americano.jpg (36 KB, 888x522) [Advertise on 4chan] ☐ I hate myself with every fiber of my being Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:56:30 No. 11659861 >be me >be 22 >enlisted into armed forces as an intelligence analyst >thought that I would finally find something that I can excel in since I assumed intel involves forensics, creativity, critical thinking and pattern recognition, which I find interesting >thought that I'll also find a community of weird f---- who enjoy their work and share a sense of camaraderie >"hey, I'll finally found a successful career and be an important man as a subject matter expert that no one else can challenge" >turns out I need to manage people as well, which I'm horrible at >my superiors keep critiquing that I'm too slow in my assessment >I also have to multitask a lot of crap (I can't) and assume irrelevant appointments I didn't sign up for (like facility management) >when I wake up sometimes, I feel like puking and hiding under my blanket, but I can't because I have too much work to finish, and I want to prove to myself that I'm not a p---- >but mfw when I'm starting to feel burnt out and demoralized >mfw when I feel cheated >my colleagues don't like me at all, they all think I'm a weirdo >nobody here wants to be friends with me, they tolerate me at best >sometimes, I can hear within earshot of them commenting negatively about me >"anon is not normal" >"anon is going to screw things up" >"anon is awkward and hard to talk to" >"anon is naive and shouldn't have joined up" My seniors are redeploying to different units, and that means I'm going to become a platoon sergeant soon. I've been in the unit for less than 8 months, and I'm going to be responsible for 20+ men. I don't think I'm ready for that kind of responsibility. F--- man, I just wanted to be a desk jockey who analyzes data and research I can feel the upcoming storm of clusterfucks that's going to birth during my 1st tour. I'm scared to hell that I can't fill those big shoes I need to wear. There are better leaders than me out there, I shouldn't be here. People are going to suffer because of my incompetence W-- do i do now? 0/0/1

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I ain't never seen a snickers overdose | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous (ID: OPOhoMKY 07/23/24(Tue)07:51:52 No.475331740 DILL FRIB A CRIL CHIN Ready to die for the joos.jpg >Knock at the door 128 KB JPG >"Hey there anon! We're with the U.S marines" >"President Kamal has made the draft mandatory, so come with us soldier!" How do you respond without sounding mad?

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Anon makes a breakthrough | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1763244175 >be 13 >started masturbating at this age >feels f------ amazing >think I invented it 2 hr. ago .. >WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS!? I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!! >family cookout >grandma, papa, auntie, cousins, parents, everyone is there >go to every table and when they ask me what I've been up to eagerly tell them about how f------ amazing it feels to blow my load and how they should do it >everyone is naturally sketched out >my parents catch wind of my m----------- ramblings >dad takes me inside and has to explain like I'm an autist how it's not right to tell nana and pepaw how I j------- in the tub >the shame fills my soul >I still have times where I lay awake at night and wonder w-- I was thinking 3 REPLIES

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anon is an arch imperialist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: IHrsjUSF >be 'murica 07/23/24(Tue)06:34:56 No.475330429 ► >say the date after the month and before the year >use an unscientific and arbitrary system to measure distance, weight, volume and temperature >call a sport where your foot hardly ever touches the ball "football" >rest of world thinks we're too stubborn and retarded to change >in reality we just like making y'all learn our customs cuz f--- you, we the hegemon bitch And it's so adorable when europoors pretend they don't know how long a mile is.

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Entrenched | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 06:28:00 No.11646586 b06.png 21 KB PNG >smoke sterling on occasion >tastes kinda bad but tolerable >see people hyping up malboro >buy a pack >just tastes of ash and cancer did I get duped? le epic reaction frog!!! Get a good giggle at 4chan.org

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Is he stupid? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)05:49:37 No.201585882 >Wins the war of the ring >Turns middle earth into a barren volcanic orc infested hellscape where no plants can grow and 212 KB PNG rapid extinction theres a finite amount of orcs that are cannibalizing themselves into What now? Whats the next step of his master plan? >>201585916 # >>201586050 # >>201586130 # >>201586215 # >>201588609

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Anon's art teacher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/12(Wed)19:46 No.1277730 >>1277731 >>1277737 >>1277743 >>1277801 >>1278791 >>1278905 my story is probably going to bring the mood down but whatever. >Be 15 >Recently moved schools since one of my friends at the last school committed suicide and there were too many bad memories. >First day or art class >Teacher is woman in mid 30's with stereotypical messy art teacher hair and big smile >"f--- yeah this going to be awesome" >5 minutes into class douchebag start interrupting with his class clown b------- >She ignores him >He throws his pencilcase at her >She makes him stay outside for the lesson >His douchebag friends continue his legacy and keep disrupting her ensuring we learn s--- during the lesson >By the end of the lesson she's close to tears. >Set an assignment which I can tell she had no expectations for anyone to actually complete. >Everyone in this class pretty much saw this as a spare and praised the douchebags for their work >Go home and work hard on the task, be the only one who hands it in >She looks surprised and her face lights up >Talks to me about art and lets me borrow some of her artbooks. Anonymous 10/17/12(Wed)19:48 No.1277731 >>1277737 >>1277743 >>1277801 >>1277857 >>1278791 >>1278905 67894.jpg (9 KB, 398x211) igdb google >>1277730 >Tells me about artschool shows me her sketchbook >I keep borrowing books and returning old ones periodically, I'm going through them fast. >Over the next few weeks she visibly changes and deals with the class disruptors much better and actually gets to teach us. >a few months later she misses a few days, find out in assembly that her husband has cancer >He passes away >She comes to school about a week later >A------ makes a wisecrack about her husband >She just walks out obviously tearing up >He gets high fives for interrupting yet another class cause f--- yeah! free time! >She doesn't show up for a few days >A week >Two weeks >She killed herself >She f------ killed herself >douchebag makes a wisecrack about her death the next day we all find out about it. >kick the s--- out of him >I literally almost kill him and would have if I wasn't pulled off, he had to have like 4 surgical procedures on his nose >Get called into office one day > "she left these for you anon" >All of her artbooks >At the very top is her sketchbook >mfw

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OP wonders if it's Joever | /r/Greentext

File: was it worth it Joseph?.jpg (1.92 MB, 2048x1464) Anonymous (ID: UW/bwTO3) 07/22/24(Mon)21:00:28 No.475286006 >Be Joe Biden >After 50 years of lying, cheating, and stealing, you're finally President >Get sworn in 3 years past the average US life expectancy >Your body and mind begins to fall apart as you're being wheeled around by your wife and crack addict son > You continue to embarrass yourself in front of your country and the world >You're too old and senile to run for a second term >You take a look in the mirror and think to yourself, "Was this worth it Jack?"

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Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon) 18:42:18 No.921737817 @1TD 54324326546453645.jpg 52 KB JPG >boomer: GET A JOB YOU LAZY F--- >be me: ok then will you hire me? >boomer: NO YOU GOT NO EXPERIENCE >mfw Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon) 18:44:56 No.921737911 Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon) 18:51:13 No.921738140 Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon) 19:20:55 No.921739176 >>921737817 (OP) # Just buy some money what are you stupid?

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Anonymous 1763244175 >be 13 >started masturbating at this age >feels f------ amazing >think I invented it 2 hr. ago ... >WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS!? I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!! >family cookout >grandma, papa, auntie, cousins, parents, everyone is there >go to every table and when they ask me what I've been up to eagerly tell them about how f------ amazing it feels to blow my load and how they should do it >everyone is naturally sketched out >my parents catch wind of my m----------- ramblings >dad takes me inside and has to explain like I'm an autist how it's not right to tell nana and pepaw how I j------- in the tub >the shame fills my soul >I still have times where I lay awake at night and wonder w-- I was thinking 3 REPLIES

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