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How I feel when of the 5 campaigns I've been in, all have had people start dating during them, and yet I've remained single I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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