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Helm wants you to STOP worshipping lesser deities! He died for your sins! And now he's back for round two! Tired of clerics who don't even care enough to put on a nice set of platemail for their sermons? Sick of worshipping in sad little temples that don't even have battlements? Want an excuse to wear armor at the dinner table? Try Helm Today! Did You Know? While the other gods wandered around Toril as mortals, our god was a GOD. Don't you deserve better than a part-time deity? FAQ Q: Will Helm protect my soul from an eternity of torment in the nine hells or the abyss? A: Yes! Loyal servants of Helm will go to Everwatch, located in the scenic paradise realm of Nirvana. Q: Will my hometown be overrun with undead if I don't worship Helm? A: We can't say for certain, but Helm and His Church does more to protect Faerûn than any other religious organization. Who knows what horrors will be unleashed if your local Church of Helm doesn't get enough support? Q: I've been worshipping the wrong god my whole life. Will Helm still accept me? A: Helm is merciful and will forgive your past transgressions so long as you dedicate the rest of your life to his service. Q: I'm looking for a religion that comes with employment opportunities. What does Helm offer me? A: The Church has a number of martial job openings available exclusively to members, many of which include travel opportunities. Free training available! Talk to your local cleric about the exciting field of mercenary work! Q: Didn't Helm kill Mystra? A: She knows what she did. Want to add some extra excitement to your life? Join one of our orders! Vigilant Eyes of the God Our paladin order is the bulwark of protection keeping Faerûn safe from the forces of darkness. Only the most noble and pure hearted Helmites are allowed entry*. Can you make the cut? Companions of the One True Vision Looking for? Wo to visit exotic locales? Join the Companions today on the mission to close varira of barbaric cal people in the heathen horde and bring civilization to the untamed continent. *racial restrictions may apply The Church of Helm ORDER. PROTECTION. OBEDIENCE. Who's protecting you? Whether guarding your caravan, securing your stronghold, suppressing a peasant revolt, or evicting heretics, the elite soldiers of Helm can help at more affordable rates than ever before! Contact your local Helmite Cleric for a free quote today.

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