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THING Deesi the Dungeon Child @toastodin I refuse to save money. That's how you become a dragon and I'll be damned if I become a boss for a mid-to-high level adventuring party 9:23 AM 22 Jun 24 9 Views 27 Σ 8

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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1E CLASSIC LOOK, BUT YOU COULDN'T INCLUDE THE BOAT IN THE BACKGROUND? WEIRD OMISSION, 1E DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: MERRENOLOTH 2E PERFECT ATMOSPHERE OF LIMINAL GLOOM 3E 4E 4E FORGOT TO PUT COINS ON THEIR EYES 5E IS THERE A REASON THIS IMAGE HAD GET THAT 4E MADE SOME CUTS, TO BE FROM ACROSS A RIVER ILLUSTRATED WITH VARIOUS SHADES OF BURNT ORANGE? BUT THE BOATMAN IS A LIMINAL CLASSIC! COME ON, 4E! DUDE, YOU'RE THE INFERNAL BOATMAN. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SO EXTRA

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3 "Oh you've spent money to make a nice setup for your favorite hobby? Splendid" "Oh you will use your thesis hardcover as a DM screen and household objects as minis? Splendid. May I be the green Skittle?"

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The origin story of legendary resistances. | /r/dndmemes

DND 5e We need boss fights to last longer than 2 rounds! Balance casters Balance monsters Let the DM veto PC abilities the players spent resources to gain and use. Employee of the month Vice president

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Chaotic Good Paladin anyone? | /r/dndmemes

Micro SF/F stories @MicroSFF "As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons." "Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?" "Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods." "Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword. 17:58 03 Sep 20 Hootsuite Inc.

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There's one guaranteed way to make a wizard lose their temper (source: OOTS) | /r/dndmemes

Yes, of course. Perhaps your magical prowess does outweigh my own, but we shall never know as I intend to leave town today. With the entire jar of diamond dust in my possession, I might add. You know, I think I was wrong. It's not that you're weak and incompetent, it's just that I think maybe you're not really a wizard. Steady you can do You could be a sorcerer. It would account for the dull glassy look in your beady little eyes. No, that's still not right. Sorcerers can still manage to put one word in front of the other. I know! You must be- this, V. a warlock! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!? V, don't! You need to keep your temper under- Wait a second, is that a bauble? I could use a shiny new bauble. I illustrate my area of expertise thusly: Quickened Lightning Bolt! And it's on a dangly thing! I love dangly things! ZZZAPP!

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I just think they're neat. | /r/dndmemes

Paladins: This +2 Plate Armor gives me AC 20! Dance Bards: Hahaha. Look at you. Wearing clothes, so serious and all. @tabletalegames I

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This is what happens when you fire the game design team | /r/dndmemes

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Tiefling infancy | /r/dndmemes

WAAAI Shhh Shhh Mummy's got you, It's okay, THAUMATURGY Transmutation cantrip Casting Time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Components: V Duration: Up to 1 minute Infernal Legacy. You know the thaumaturgy cantrip. VAAA A A A A AAA A A A Z AAAAAA A A A You manifest a minor wonder, a sign of supernatural power, within range. You create one of the following magical effects within range: . Your voice booms up to three times as loud as normal for 1 minute.

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Of course they were never going to just walk away | /r/dndmemes

CHÉ CRAWFORD WOW, YOU DIDN'T MURDER A SINGLE NPC TODAY! EVEN ENDING THE BIG BATTLE BY SLEEPING THE BOSS AND WALKING AWAY! YEAH... WALKING AWAY... z 21 2 @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK BOINK THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

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One of the most annoying creatures in the monster manual. | /r/dndmemes

Thomas Courtney 11h Thoughts on my karen crawler? Travis Smith "I want to speak to the Dungeon Manager right NOW!" Just now Haha Reply WHY TREAT THE MONSTERS THIS WAY? BECAUSE F--- EM, THAT'S WHY! 10

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