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Anonymous I did the math 32 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)15:25:34 No.78205162 I'm cooked So here's the math. About 1% of women my age (rounding up because I like clean numbers) are virgins. Aka that's my dating pool.. but my dating pool is actually less. What I mean is of that 1%, I might be attracted to 10% of them and of those, 10% might be attracted back (well could be higher, but I'm lowballing). In other words .01% of all women would be a perfect match. How many women are there on earth? 3.95 Billion. .01% of 3.95Billion is 39.5Million woman. Wow, big number! Quite a few women that would be perfect! But no. The issue is it is calculated that we only meet around 80k people throughout our entire lives (and since I'm introverted, that number is much lower, but let's just stick to 80k). Of that 80k, maybe about 40% are women. Feels more like 20-30%, but whatever. Let's just stick to 40%. So in other words I'll meet about 30k women throughout my life. (30k/39.5M)*100= .076%. I have a .076% chance to meet the perfect woman when factoring in my entire lifespan. Throughout my life, women bave wanted me. Hotties too, BUT make NO exceptions. I ONLY would bother with a virgin. Insane to me how low my odds are. Oh well. I give up on love. For the best. : Anonymous >>78205162 (OP) # >30k 07/19/24(Fri)15:30:42 No.78205197 It was supposed to be 32k, but whatever. I'm sticking with 30k : Anonymous >>78205162 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)15:33:33 No.78205221 >incel finds out he has way too high standards nothing new >>78205229 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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