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Anonymous Rate my routine 03/21/24(Thu)12:43:03 No.73870352 Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees 47 KB JPG Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)17:09:09 No.200430922 IMG_9717.jpg 115 KB JPG >buys a $5 pizza >chef fancies it up >charge $299.99 for the meal never turned off my tv so fast

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Anonymous Rate my routine 03/21/24(Thu)12:43:03 No.73870352 Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees 47 KB JPG Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest

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Anonymous 21 KB JPG 07/07/24(Sun)09:25:19 No.36432801 >i remember going to the shelter with dad to pick a puppy >i remember how you ran into my arms >its not that i picked you, but rather that you picked me >i named you blossom, and from that day you've been my best friend. >i remember how you always knew when i was sad >i remember how you let me s-- into your fur when mom left >i remember how you were the only one didnt stare at me when i started looking different >you didnt judge me like everyone else did >you unconditionally accepted me for who i was >i remember how you used to wait for the mailman >he would always bring treats for you, and i know he loved you too. >i remember how goofy you were when we played fetch >you always ran for the ball even if i didnt throw it >i remember that this time i threw the ball a little too hard >it rolled into the street >you ran for it at full speed >i remember a white sedan going way too fast >i called your name, but it was too late. >i remember hearing a thud, and seeing blood splatter on the car >i remember how it never stopped or slowed down >i ran to you faster than ive ever run in my life >i remember how bent your leg was >we rushed you to the vet. >i held you in my arms the entire way there. >i remember how dark your blood was >i begged them to save you >the vet came out, and i looked to him, >he only answered in silence. >there was only one thing we could do for you >i found you on a table, your blood soaked the white sheet. >i cried in your fur one last time, and you licked my face as if to say goodbye. >the vet stuck you with a syringe >i remember your wimpers, god, ill never forget. >i held your paw the entire time. >i never wanted to let go, but i knew you were already gone. >youve left this world, but i know youre prancing in sunflower meadows waiting for me. >i feel selfish, because i want you to stay so bad, and now youre not here to cry with me. >i remember it all. and i dont think ill ever forget. >i can only hope that i gave you as much love as you gave me.

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