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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)21:34:16 No.20033811 tv.jpg 1.02 MB JPG >Hey virgin. Your parents have paid me to f--- you. How would /tv/ react to this situation?

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Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F 4 KB JPG 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.21688053C >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of >nothing even remotely close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"

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happens everytime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)17:09:09 No.200430922 IMG_9717.jpg 115 KB JPG >buys a $5 pizza >chef fancies it up >charge $299.99 for the meal never turned off my tv so fast

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Anonymous Rate my routine 03/21/24(Thu)12:43:03 No.73870352 Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees 47 KB JPG Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest

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How lucky am I to have had something so hard to say goodbye to. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 07/07/24(Sun)09:25:19 No.36432801 >i remember going to the shelter with dad to pick a puppy >i remember how you ran into my arms >its not that i picked you, but rather that you picked me >i named you blossom, and from that day you've been my best friend. >i remember how you always knew when i was sad >i remember how you let me s-- into your fur when mom left >i remember how you were the only one didnt stare at me when i started looking different >you didnt judge me like everyone else did >you unconditionally accepted me for who i was >i remember how you used to wait for the mailman >he would always bring treats for you, and i know he loved you too. >i remember how goofy you were when we played fetch >you always ran for the ball even if i didnt throw it >i remember that this time i threw the ball a little too hard >it rolled into the street >you ran for it at full speed >i remember a white sedan going way too fast >i called your name, but it was too late. >i remember hearing a thud, and seeing blood splatter on the car >i remember how it never stopped or slowed down >i ran to you faster than ive ever run in my life >i remember how bent your leg was >we rushed you to the vet. >i held you in my arms the entire way there. >i remember how dark your blood was >i begged them to save you >the vet came out, and i looked to him, >he only answered in silence. >there was only one thing we could do for you >i found you on a table, your blood soaked the white sheet. >i cried in your fur one last time, and you licked my face as if to say goodbye. >the vet stuck you with a syringe >i remember your wimpers, god, ill never forget. >i held your paw the entire time. >i never wanted to let go, but i knew you were already gone. >youve left this world, but i know youre prancing in sunflower meadows waiting for me. >i feel selfish, because i want you to stay so bad, and now youre not here to cry with me. >i remember it all. and i dont think ill ever forget. >i can only hope that i gave you as much love as you gave me.

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Active imagination | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 19:45:35 No. 200657920 images - 2024-06-29T124222.448.jpg 22 KB JPG >random woman is nice to him for 5 seconds >imagines an entire relationship with her You don't do this, right /tv/?

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N Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)07:38:49 No.78050512 84761a89a574b7e05172966b238ac0a4.jpg >israel invades Palestine 125 KB JPG >somehow this is Palestine's fault

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Devs thought of everything | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat)05:27:31 No.681861531 1689560107596623.png 2.02 MB PNG >game setting has multiple sentient species >established in-universe racial slurs

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Watching people grow up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous feels edition BORN TO FEEL 321 KB JPG 08/08/23(Tue)16:56:19 No.74313851 >be me in 2013 >age 21 >working as a server at a sushi restaurant >notice that this one kid comes with a girl pretty regularly (once every week or 2) >ask why they stop by so often >he says they had their first date here 6 months ago >feel happy for them but bittersweet >17 year old kids going on dates and I'm just a server >ffw to 2017 >they're still regulars >they come in to be seated and she has a ring on >congratulate them and get them free drinks >still feel sad because I'm still just a server >ffw to last week >they come in for a meal >girl stops me before I get their drinks and asks for no alcohol >she's pregnant >mfw I watched this couple go from high school kids on a date to married and starting a family >mfw I'm still just a server I feel so happy for them but I also feel so sad. Didn't know I could feel both of those things at once. Huh. 3 Replies View Thread

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anon visits the zoo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/2024, 13:12:28 No.31013465 > be me, 12 15 KB JPEG > zoo day, pumped for monkeys > get to feed them > small monkey comes over, takes snack from my hand > we lock eyes > he munches, throws poop > narrowly misses me, hits guy behind >mfw still love monkeys

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anon has a crush on his teacher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Teachers you had a crush on 04/02/21(Fri)16:56:30 No.63023996 >2008, be 16 >Trip to France >Already have a thing for my teacher >Mid-late 30s, not *super* "businesswoman" look to her, also 135 KB JPG attractive, but she has a quite strict >France trip she dresses like pic related >Can't stop thinking about her >Friends make fun of me for having a crush on her >Don't care, continue to 'hang' near her and admire her >Eventually she catches on and pulls me to one side >Tells me she knows I like her and that i'm being inappropriate >Unironically crushed, feel like i've been rejected even though I knew deep down I had NO chance from the start

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Anonymous Heath ledger's joker diary(...) 07/03/24(Wed)12:01:05 No.200828481 THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH Blind babies Land mines AIDS Beloved pets in road accidents. Statistics Pencil Cases BRUNCH! The periodic table YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, FRANCIS IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL BE THE POOREST FISH OF ALL-- of elements --AND DEAD AS A MACKEREL! HATH WHAT AHAH Like a grub growing all wrong in a tiled cocoon, like a caterpillar liquefying to filth in its own nightmares, or a fetus dissolving in sewage and sour milk, the Joker dreams, awake. His is the mal ojo, the evil eye. He wills Death upon the world. Bowel cancer. Fish being gutted. Mister Ed. Guns in schools. Cripples. Racism. Breathing slowly in his bright and boundless Hell, the Clown Prince of Cruelty dreams a new face, a new world, a Year Zero. An unforgettable golden age of blood-red comedy and crime! Alzheimer's. The mosquito, meanwhile, gets the message, shudders and falls from the Joker's hand. Blind and crippled, it spins in circles on the radiant floor, choking on tainted blood. The-Dark-Knight-Heath-Ledger-s-Joker-Diary-4~2.jpg 205 KB JPG >Oh no I spent 30 days in a hotel room in going literally insane!!! Why are normals so cringe?

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