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File: creepchat.jpg (8 KB, 277x182) Who came up with the creepchat? Anonymous (ID: B5Cu2oNf No.473193316 ► 07/05/24(Fri)23: >All messages get wiped immediately like it's some cp sharing platform yet it takes 600MB of space >Looks like You're trying to take screenshot! >Anon downloaded your picture How much more creepy can an app get? The worst part is that femoids will only use this s--- and nothing else, how do we stop this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is not a fatass or a leech at all | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Normies are so f------ annoyin(...) 07/05/24(Fri)16:36:26 No.78059889 184 KB JPG >run pantry_raid.exe >be me >temporarily living with my normie younger brother and his stacy wife >she's always been cold to me, like she refused to even give me the wifi password when I moved in >be today earlier >feeling kind of snackish >besides oreos, knockoff swedish fish, and twizzlers and pringles they literally have f------ nothing >soggy days-old half eaten apple pie in the fridge >end up eating just plain toast >feel like a literal 1500s peasant >when she and he get home from work I ask if they can go grocery shopping or something >before brother can say anything she butts in >"WE LITERALLY JUST WENT TWO DAYS AGO, UHHHH, WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT" >in the most rude annoyed tone ever >keep calm and just say I wanted snacks or something >now brother pipes up and asks if I even have cash for that >he knows I don't >say I was just asking and I don't need this interrogation >they both just stare at me and go "...okay" >can hear them quietly arguing right now as I type this I literally hate my f------ life, it shouldn't be this hard to just get some snack food

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Peta, the animal rights activist is here | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: a8JGCR7F LINGUE MAPS ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/05/24(Fri)17:48:48 No.473193924 IS IT LEGAL TO COOK LOBSTERS? Cooking lobsters alive - illegal Cooking lobsters alive - legal don't forget to follow LINGUE.MAPS 398 KB PNG How do governments expect to enforce such a law? >Abdul, the quality assessor is here, start killing the lobsters before boiling them. F------ idiots. Its a really easy law to ignore.

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Romantic parallels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 10:22:16 No.200422789 pepe_eyes.jpg 80 KB JPG >romance story written a man >guy is just a badass, one man army or lives a happy life with his wife or the guy is just really depressed and wants to end it all >romance story written by a woman >she sleeps around alot what causes this phenomenon?

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)00:20:54 No.78050316 I'm a deranged individual who gets off to this s---. I hate it and hate that I'm like this. I wish it just stopped at cbt, but I actively get off to the idea of being castrated. It's my greatest sexual fantasy, but after I blow my load I always feel a tinge of fear in me. I'm afraid that one day, I'll go too far and find someone who'd be willing to take my balls, and then I wouldn't be able to get off to the idea any more. I don't even know *why* it turns me on, it doesn't make sense. 102 KB GIF >>78050330 #

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Mangaka have the right idea | /r/Greentext

File: bfs.png (784 KB, 828x714) BEASTARS I'm Paru Itagaki, the creating of 1 SnS アニメ「BEASTARS (ビースターズ) @bst anime-7h Follow 原作の板垣巴留先生より動画コメントが到着 Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:38:56 No.268476771 >>268476919 >>268476923 >>268476961 >>268476983 >>268477013 >>268477046 >>268477090 >>268477105 >>268477108 >>268477229 >>268477304 >>268477436 >>268477511 >>268477804 >>268477925 >>268477952 >>268477956 >>268478136 >>268478205 >>268478291 >>268478393 >>268479112 >>268479191 >>268479406 >>268479470 >>268479542 >>268479594 >>268479630 >>268479813 >>268479944 >>268480052 >>268480086 >>268480432 >>268480626 >>268480659 >>268480701 >>268480743 >>268480814 >>268480861 >>268480898 >>268480960 >>268481144 >>268481161 >>268481525 >>268482000 >>268482301 >>268482867 >>268485210 >>268485436 >>268485779 >>268485906 >>268487303 >>268487973 >>268488691 >>268488754 >>268488837 >>268489417 >>268489658 >>268490678 >>268491766 >>268492646 >>268492702 >>268492709 >manga artist does not want to show their face Why is this a common thing in Japan? >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:44:36 No.268476919 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:44:49 No.268476923 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:45:50 No.268476961 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:46:06 No.268476966 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:46:37 No.268476983 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:47:41 No.268477013 Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:49:05 No.268477046 >>268476771 (OP). >be mangaka of popular series >fumble the bag >face posted everywhere >receive death threats for the rest of your life It's a mystery. >>268477223 >>268479876

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Saw this post on another sub and thought it was super wholesome. | /r/Greentext

7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

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Anon seeks answer to life’s biggest question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)16:50:08 No.920877176 If women can just make milk, why do we still buy it at the store? 129 KB JPG Anonymous 21 KB JPG Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:10:42 No.920877646 it is not enough. the average growing boy drinks 100 gallons of milk a day but a woman can only make 10 gallons a day. that is why we need cows to help out 07/05/24(Fri)17:40:58 No.920878480 They can't really make milk, they sneak out and buy milk from the store then drink it until it comes out of their t---. 472 KB PNG Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:47:32 No.920878695 how do they make the chocolate in their butt 624 KB GIF

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Anon gets free advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 109 KB JPG 07/05/24(Fri)16:56:11 No.920877312 >hit on a cute girl from class >she reacts poorly, is almost horrified >embarrassment.jpg >manage to play it off, make situation not completely awkward >later find out she's a lesbian That's just the way it goes, I guess. Anonymous Reacts poorly? 07/05/24(Fri)17:00:27 No.920877421 No, she reacted pretty appropriately. Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:24:47 No.920878009 kick her in the t--- Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:26:59 No.920878085 r--- the bitch Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:30:28 No.920878184 kick her in the t--- and r--- her Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:34:19 No.920878300 >>920877312 (OP) # Have you tried kicking in her t--- and r----- her?

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The good uncle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)16:07:51 No.78056248 8)) 2e7.png 153 KB PNG >uncle dies >while clearing out his home I find a DVD labeled "me & anon's greatest bonding moment" >get my old DVD player from my basement and pop it in >it's a grainy video of him assfucking me when I was like 6 years old that unearthed some long repressed memories. I wish I was kidding

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Anonymous Google engineer accused in wife's murder sat 'quiet and staring blankly' before brutal beating: court docs Genes a fepes in Caleria 18 Fa 536 KB JPG is a cheating w---- 07/04/24(Thu)08:25:27 No.78039594 >Be this guy, Chen Liren >27 >Work your ass off to get a high paying software engineer job >Own a multi-million dollar home. >Get married >Life seems to be going as planned >Then suddenly a video starts circulating the internet that your wife >You open up your phone and see a video of your wife getting railed by a Chad at your own home while you were at work >There are several >The leaked messages also reveal your wife talking to him and lusting for him in ways she never would do for you >You get angry, tell her that it's over and she agrees to a divorce >She continues belittling you with mean, nasty attitude >You can't believe it >Then you start seeing several prostitutes while you start to move on >A few weeks later, you end up really sick >Go to a doctor, he takes a blood test >HIV+ >Suddenly, you can't contain your rage, the dude is still seeing and happily texting your soon to be ex-wife, and other women (including a cheating pregnant w---- with a PhD from the same university who had a miscarriage as a result of getting dicked down by the same dude while her own husband was worried about her, which started this whole spectacle), meanwhile you have a disease that ensures an early death unless you're on a pill and you will be forced to disclose this to future partners... Your wife caused all this >One day, you've had enough of this. You can't take it anymore. >You beat the crap out of her until she dies Women don't deserve anything good. Every single one of them deserves to go through hell.

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Anon the leech | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 06/19/24(Wed)16:58:48 No.23505495 >go to bookstore >loiter for hours reading the one good article in every absurdly overpriced publish or perish scholarly anthology >take a massive s--- in the bathroom >buy nothing >leave Anonymous >>23505495 (OP) # 06/19/24(Wed)17:05:30 No.23505521 >reading the one good article in every absurdly overpriced publish or perish scholarly anthology Heh, gottem

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Anon and Whale | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 185 KB JPG 07/05/24(Fri)02:49:20 No.920866821 >be me >late 20's, still a virgin >at a party >everyone is drinking >I'm chatting with some really fat girl >she's like 300 pounds, minimum, but she is easy to talk to and doesn't seem judgemental at all so I find her fun to be around >we're sitting near eachother at the table playing cards with 2 others while everyone else at the place is running around like idiots and being loud as f--- >she keeps laughing at my jokes >I get the idea to ask her for her snapchat id >she tells me that she is seeing someone currently >i say ok and brush it off >continue to drink and play games >as the night goes on everyone gets increasingly drunk >i'm outside smoking a joint with the other group >I go back inside and I see her sitting on the couch with another guy >he's some gym jock type wearing a polo shirt >she has her head in his armpit and his arm is around her >I ask her friend if that is her boyfriend >her friend says she's trying to schedule something called a 'd--- appointment' >I tell her friend that she told me she was seeing someone and her eyes get really wide and she just says "oh" >I'm drunk at this point and out of f---- to give, so I ask her if she's single too and she says she is seeing someone >I look up d--- appointment and it means she wants a one night stand What exactly happened? Anonymous 409 KB PNG 07/05/24(Fri)02:53:21 No.920866959 >>920866821 you got cucked by a whale. you're such a failure you couldn't ebin into plapjak kek

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