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12h. Edited ⚫ I used to sell illegal drugs and I was good at it (thank god I got arrested). I keep this "work experience" on my LinkedIn to show that formerly incarcerated people have valuable and transferable skills. If your company is open to considering formerly incarcerated job candidates you should check out the company I've built www co. We help over 500 companies source, vet, hire, and retain formerly incarcerated job candidates. Everyone deserves a second chance! Drug Dealer Misguided Talent Self-employed Jan 2009 - Nov 2010 1 yr 11 mos Florida, United States - Started with $500 and grew the business to over $8,000/month in revenue. - Met and exceeded customer expectations. - Successfully managed multiple suppliers. - Successfully collected all receivables without the use of intimidation or violence. - Closed down operations after being arrested and sentenced to prison.

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