The (near-)lethal rate of this campaign is too damn high | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

Mike Primavera @primawesome My player told me dragons keep eating his characters so I asked how many PCs he has and he said he just goes to the town and gets a new afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding characters to dragons and then his daughter started crying. imgflip.com

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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I’ve been so gracious …….. | /r/dndmemes

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