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Backstory: Tired of the constant slaughter for low pay and no milestones level ups, my Orc, Jonathan, decides to make a change in its life... This is Jonathan Yo... those adventure dudes look like they're rich and get laid all the time. Hmm.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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