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Anonymous 8 it's become a prawnblem 66 KB JPG 06/15/24(Sat)09:18:38 No.36178907 >be me >cis man >19 years old now >successful smart and attractive >women ask me out all the time >have a dark secret >really want to have a p---- >can't help but imagine myself getting fingered when having sex >sometimes do an autistic grind move when having sex >because it's what someone with a p---- would do or something >one day when having sex get touched where p---- should be >cummingropes.jpg >now she's mad for e---------- too quickly >have a mental breakdown and tell her it's because she "touched my p----" >now she thinks I'm insane >and a t----- probably

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 480 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)19:27:36 No.77828587 >gave back my sports car/city apartment >moved to middle of b------ nowhere with an old pickup Well why would you do that anon? You might ask >get hungry - no supermarket for a hundred miles Read that stinging nettles make a good spinach substitute so I try it >ohmygod.jpg Delicious >go nettle gathering >see deer >pull out my slow manual reload rifle >kill deer and gut it. Well I have no money what do I do? >make online business so I am not registered as a welfare milking POS At this point I made my own well for water, live 30 miles away from ANY human contact >Regularly drive into town to drink at a bar. >sell deer and other self grown stuff/wool from sheeps I bought. Fast forward 10 years, sitting on my porch, watching my cattle/sheeps while petting my dog and eating bread from my own production. I may not have a girl/money or massive wealth. But I am peaceful. Take the rural pill anons. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)16:19:14 No. 124074892 8F54B781-420A-4036-BD51-BFB7B1F96B80.gif 702 KB GIF The i----- subtext between these two was insane. Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon) 16:23:06 No. 124074953 >mother hugs her son >WOW IT MUST BE I-----! I'm truly sorry that your parents never loved you, but it's given you a really f----- up view of what parent-child relations should be like. >>124075176 # >>124075396 # >>124076761 # >>124077171 # >>124077423 # >>124077505 # >>124077683 # >>124077718 # >>124077880 # >>124078223 # >>124079713 # >>124081807 #

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7h (06/15/24 06:12) 77840719 15 Re 0 Img PNG.5KB (222 × 227) download (28).png 5 Replies 0 >have class >class is supposed to teach about several different things and how they function. >teacher just gives a list of things that is supposed to be taught in class and tells to google the information and write about it

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Anonymous Men are weak. GIF | 2.18 MB Saturday 2024-06-15 20:11:59 about an hour ago 3 Replies 0 Images 77842735 >be 22 year old femcel in ultra feminist country >date a 29 year old jobless guy from uni >my friends found out and reported me to the university authorities who then reported me and my bf to the police >we both got expelled from university >the reason was I was "promoting p---------" by dating someone much older than me, my bf was expelled for p--------- >we are also now on parolle and awaiting trial >the fact that he was a NEET is added as evidence of me also mixing with "low productivity males", which is also a crime here (it's actually illegal to date jobless men over the age of 25 here.) F--- I ruined my life. It's so ridiculous. 2< REPLY

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Anonymous | 74495481 22.9 KB JPG Yesterday ●●● How do I command the attention of women and Instilling fear into men at 5'5 Things I already do: Buzing my hair Growing a beard Wearing shades 90% of the time >taking up MMA >scowling when walking >gaining weight (I'm 61kg) >just twinkmaxx bro! No. That is a gay thing to do, question is can being intimidating at my height be done? 27 REPLIES 17 IMAGES Anonymous 74495487 REPLY Yesterday only thing you'll be intimidating is small children when you steal their lucky charms boyo

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File: tomer-capone-frenchie-the(...).jpg (67 KB, 770x771) ☐ Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)15:23:55 No.200107456 >>200107572 >>200107604 >>200107631 >>200107648 >>200107698 >>200107995 >>200108449 Were there any signs that he was gay in previous seasons cuz I dont remember? I thought Kimiko was his girlfriend Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)15:24:48 No.200107480 File: 1698612521382520.png (237 KB, 1920x879) Written by CRAIG ROSENBERG AND EVAN GOLDBERG & ERIC KRIPKE >>200107560 >>200107673 >>200108393

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Cab Anonymous 2021-04-22 JPG | 155.25 KB Saturday 2024-06-15 14:37:40 2 hours ago 77840054 Living with my dad is f------ awful. >entire living room and kitchen is strewn with rubbish and he gets mad if I tidy up because even the most useless weeks old wrapping paper could supposedly be useful one day >watches TV with the volume loud as f---, watching third world channels >frequently on the phone while shouting into it, in a third world language >talks frequently to me and it's always absolute f------ rubbish that's a waste of time listening to >fridge filled with out of date food >frequently leaves doors open that shouldn't be, or lights on 13 Replies 2 Images 5< REPLY

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Anonymous 8 it's become a prawnblem 66 KB JPG 06/15/24(Sat)09:18:38 No.36178907 >be me >cis man >19 years old now >successful smart and attractive >women ask me out all the time >have a dark secret >really want to have a p---- >can't help but imagine myself getting fingered when having sex >sometimes do an autistic grind move when having sex >because it's what someone with a p---- would do or something >one day when having sex get touched where p---- should be >cummingropes.jpg >now she's mad for e---------- too quickly >have a mental breakdown and tell her it's because she "touched my p----" >now she thinks I'm insane >and a t----- probably

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