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DIILIT Chart CalculaɩUI Calculation Natal Birth Chart ☑ Sun 08°32' T Aries Moon 16°39' m Scorpio AC (Ascendant = Rising) 02°11' Cancer MC (Medium Coeli) 02°04' Pisces Cancel Calculate Believe It or Not We > Powered by AstrolabⓇ Our son is an Aries with heavy water influence. His moon and rising signs match my sun sign X MMS 10:53 What are his subclass abilities? 10:54

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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YES! Feed the Rage! | /r/dndmemes

The Barbarian trying to get hit to continue their rage

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You can't just ignore tanks and attack the casters! That's metagaming! "Tank" Martials imgflip.com Monsters "Tank" Martials

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If it's a robot or an oozed, be careful. | /r/dndmemes

The Warforged BBEG is almost dead They trigger an AOE effect upon their death AGUE FORT

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Wyvern art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

1E DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: WYVERN 2E 3E 4E 5E DAT I LOVE THIS DESIGN. IT'S SIMPLISTIC PERFECTION JUST JUMPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE CORNER AND SHOUTED "BOO." ROLL FOR MILD SURPRISE. LOOKS LIKE IT'S STUMBLING FORWARD AND ABOUT TO FACEPLANT AS MUCH 4E LOVES TO MAKE THEIR ART EDGY AND DANGEROUS, THIS SEEMS KIND OF BASIC AND SAFE I DON'T KNOW WHY 5E ART LOVES THIS PARTICULAR SHADE OF BRONZE-BEIGE SO MUCH, BUT IT'S REALLY HIDEOUS

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I feel this | /r/dndmemes

*Steps out of bed* -1HP -1HP -1HP -1HP -1HP -1HP -1HP

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Looks like someone skipped session 0 | /r/dndmemes

The party revealing themselves to be a bloodthirsty pack of murderhobos imgflip.com The DM realizing... they may need to adjust their plans for:...... a campaign centered on political intrigue... and social interactions

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Just because I have 7 CHA doesn't mean I'm autistic. I mean, I am autistic but that's not why I have 7 CHA. | /r/dndmemes

When the whole party dumped Charisma B.BEG. Now it's time for some witty back- and-forth banter! You go first! "Incoherent Screaming"

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I thank the British players that put up with my shitty theatrical Victorian accent | /r/dndmemes

AMERICAN PLAYER THAT WANTS TO DO A S----- BRITISH ACCENT FOR THEIR CHARACTER BUT THERE'S A BRITISH PLAYER AT THE TABLE BRITISH PLAYER THAT WANTS TO DO A S----- AMERICAN ACCENT FOR THEIR CHARACTER BUT THERE'S AN AMERICAN PLAYER AT THE TABLE NEITHER GIVES A S--- WITH EACH OTHER'S ATTEMPT AT THEIR ACCENT EQUAL EXCHANGE Panik Panik Kalm S----- BRITISH ACCENT S----- AMERICAN ACCENT imgflip.com

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Someone in the party is a dice goblin. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. | /r/dndmemes

Normal players: "This is my one set, and I will keep this set for the entire campaign! I only need the one!" Me: 2 BEHOLD, MY HORDE!

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I am biased | /r/dndmemes

me when Asmodeus, me when Baalzebul Mephisto, and Graz'zt and Demogorgan Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. You f------ donkey. mgflip.com

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I understand suggesting simpler classes for new players but forcibly limiting their choices is straight up bad Dming. | /r/dndmemes

You get invited to you first DnD game The Dm only lets you play a fighter or a rogue while everyone else can play what they want

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Last Session in a nutshell | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic The lvl 5 party sees a kraken in the distance swallow another ship The party decides to go fight the kraken (originally planned as a TPK or party flees) They f------ kill the kraken.

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