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The party revealing themselves to be a bloodthirsty pack of murderhobos imgflip.com The DM realizing... they may need to adjust their plans for:...... a campaign centered on political intrigue... and social interactions

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Just because I have 7 CHA doesn't mean I'm autistic. I mean, I am autistic but that's not why I have 7 CHA. | /r/dndmemes

When the whole party dumped Charisma B.BEG. Now it's time for some witty back- and-forth banter! You go first! "Incoherent Screaming"

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I thank the British players that put up with my shitty theatrical Victorian accent | /r/dndmemes

AMERICAN PLAYER THAT WANTS TO DO A S----- BRITISH ACCENT FOR THEIR CHARACTER BUT THERE'S A BRITISH PLAYER AT THE TABLE BRITISH PLAYER THAT WANTS TO DO A S----- AMERICAN ACCENT FOR THEIR CHARACTER BUT THERE'S AN AMERICAN PLAYER AT THE TABLE NEITHER GIVES A S--- WITH EACH OTHER'S ATTEMPT AT THEIR ACCENT EQUAL EXCHANGE Panik Panik Kalm S----- BRITISH ACCENT S----- AMERICAN ACCENT imgflip.com

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Someone in the party is a dice goblin. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. | /r/dndmemes

Normal players: "This is my one set, and I will keep this set for the entire campaign! I only need the one!" Me: 2 BEHOLD, MY HORDE!

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I am biased | /r/dndmemes

me when Asmodeus, me when Baalzebul Mephisto, and Graz'zt and Demogorgan Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. You f------ donkey. mgflip.com

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I understand suggesting simpler classes for new players but forcibly limiting their choices is straight up bad Dming. | /r/dndmemes

You get invited to you first DnD game The Dm only lets you play a fighter or a rogue while everyone else can play what they want

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Last Session in a nutshell | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic The lvl 5 party sees a kraken in the distance swallow another ship The party decides to go fight the kraken (originally planned as a TPK or party flees) They f------ kill the kraken.

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Seriously. Stop wasting people's time and waiting for the DM to pander to your character to bring them on the quest | /r/dndmemes

Players when they spend the first session brooding and not following the obvious cues to begin the adventure cause they're "cool" Those same players when the DM lets the rest of the party leave them behind because the party actually made characters that would participate in adventures imgflip.com 9

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No details, but damn...just damn..... | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE SESSION GOES SO BADLY O YOU QUESTION THE GM'S INTEGRITY AND CHARACTER

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For the last time, Leslie, I AM NOT A PONY | /r/dndmemes

The Dwarf Paladin balancing on my back Me, in werewolf form

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It's divine smite time | /r/dndmemes

Me, a paladin, after my wizard friend accidentaly summoned 2 demons instead of casting a fireball: This is where the fun begins. IE

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love bards | /r/dndmemes

DM Have a Bard in the party and expect sexy shenanigans They take College Of Eloquence They now can't roll below 19 on Persuasion and Deception They now can't roll below 19 on Persuasion and Deception

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I feel like there may need to be some introspective on some issues with 4e. | /r/dndmemes

4e giving Healer/Striker/Controller/Tank Roles to each Class 3.5e DM who says the party needs at least 1 Healer, 1 Magic User, 1 Fighter-like, and 1 Rogue-like to be a well rounded party. * Note: true story, 3.5e DM hated 4e class roles but said I had to be a wizard in 3.5e because the party already had a rogue, paladin, and cleric.

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