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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 06/06/24(Thu)10:09:45 No.267426896 images(2).jpg 54 KB JPG >Ancient warriors said to be the strongest in history since the beginning of the Anime/Manga >People got butthurt when they were...too Op Why are retards like this?

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Anon becomes a parent | /r/Greentext

File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e(...).png (204 KB, 1063x1063) him Parents of /r9k/Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] ► >>48771097 >>48771290 >>48771357 >>48772582 >>48772649 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead end "acting career >parents, and i basically take care of >love him like my own son, he calls me papa >son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier >start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As >start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together >work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him >now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year >parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day >wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time >sister is still struggling with her acting career (son calls her auntie Imao) >son is coming home for christmas >can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college >almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here?

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Players remorse | /r/Greentext

MAKING FRIENDS IN CSGO memegenerator.net ☐ Anonymous 03/03/19(Wed)16:53:1 No.7743764 I feel like my life is wasted. I have over 9,000 hours in csgo, over a year of just playing a game. I'm not even good at it, I'm stuck at the bottom of silver 2 getting only a few kills a round. I could have gotten a girlfriend and had a loving relationship in a year, but I decide to spend it on on a stupid game. I don't even have fun playing it, I just keep doing more and more matches over and over in hopes that I will one day get I will get good at it. I've invested so much into things like my pc and I follow any gimmick from any company that claims to improve your performance. High Refresh? Wireless Mouse? RGB? SSD? Nothing. So I just sit there, starting at my $3,500 pc and my 240hz monitor during spectator and wonder where it all went wrong. At least I haven't spent any money on the game it's self with skins, that I can be grateful for.

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Anon in italy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous napoli 06/07/24(Fri)09:11:50 No.77748545 nr Buiton AP 8705100157-1.jpg 88 KB JPG >visiting naples >"southern italy man, it's gonna be great, people are amazing, food is the best..." >streets look like s---, trash everywhere, walls are covered with graffitis, mostly of maradona >everyone's obsessed with maradona for some reason, he is like some ancient napolitan deity here >local people are either criminals or communists, sometimes both >people attempted to rob me twice >food is not horrible but i've had better pizza napolitans, what do you have to say for yourself?

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Anon sees the hypocrisy in Shrek | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MYERS MURPHY DIAZ LITHCOW S SHREK 132 KB JPG 06/06/24(Thu)22:57:50 No.919498976 Shrek's Message: >You shouldn't judge people based on traits they're born with. They have feelings too. Also Shrek: >Haha look at Farquad, he's so short!

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Anon has trouble getting his lemonade stick rigid like a ston | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2024 20:21:13 No.198246849 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>198246871 >>198246899 >>198247320 >>198248520 >>198248565 >>198248591 >>198248609 >>198248614 >>198248998 I can't get boners anymore Puerto Rican !Wbk90kn60g Thu 06 Jun 2024 20:21:44 No.198246865 Quoted By: >>198246889 Report Why Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2024 20:22:01 No.198246871 Report >>198246849 take steroids, works every time 45KiB, 947x954, 1717609937481939.jpg View Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2024 20:22:33 No.198246885 Report Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO You can borrow mine bro

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File: alone at party.png (15 KB, 489x423) Am I really that forgettable? >I just end up watching TV at every party Parties Anonymous 10/05/15(Mon)20:01:33 No.23004815 ► Does anyone else feel /invisible/ at parties? >Be me >At parties all the time >No one ever talks to me >It's weird though >People always hang out with me >All around me, they have conversations >They know I'm there, but they never include me >I try to be nice and hold their drinks or whatever when they need it >No one shows appreciation >Even been thrown up on several time >Sometimes, girls get too drunk and start crying about all their problems while I listen >Try to comfort them as much as possible >They never respond >I don't even know why I stary around >I can barely manage a squeak when I try to talk to people Weighed down by people's problems or them having fun in front of me >Paralyzed by fear of losing "friends" >Mfw everyone uses me >Mfw I hear them talking about replacing me >Mfw I'm a couch

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But who else will listen to me quote from those things? | /r/Greentext

1552856629200.png 48 KB PNG >when a guy whose hobbies are purely entertainment consumption (TV, movies, anime, music, video games, 4chan, etc.) says he wants a girlfriend Seriously. Why would you want to torture some innocent girl with your boring life?

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Titta (10 characters min limit is limiting) | /r/Greentext

File: laiva.jpg (55 KB, 552x438) VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 >>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200 >>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. SLOSH

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/06/24(Thu)17:30:43 No.77745115 458 KB PNG >The Bikini Bottom has fallen >Billions must Fry Le

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3h (06/06/24 10:45) 77742885.5 Re - 2 Img JPG 32KB (313x500) 51uVHBEB+VL.jpg 5 Replies M&S WINNER OF THE GOVERNOR GENERAL'S LITERARY AWARD FOR FICTION MARIAN ENGEL BEAR >Women: "Those creepy incels and their disgusting hentai." >Also women

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