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Anonymous THESE STUPID PIECES OF S--- CA(...) 05/25/24(Sat)03:19:01 No.2735828 avity Bag 9060 991 KB PNG >be a few hours innawoods camping >filter water with one of these badboys from a large, clear water lake >go to s--- one night, open my ass and its like the bathtub faucet was turned on >never shat like that in my life >whole camp is wretching within hours >we later learn we likely caught norovirus >am the only one strong enough to carry much gear and another guy has to be carried out >other guy is completely fine along with me, but within an hour he's keeled over puking everywhere barely keeping his face off the ground >we start the drive back >can't even make it, have to pull into a motel next to a hospital >within hours, we are delirious from dehydration as we puke 3.5x the volume of whatever we can drink >barely able to lift myself out of bed, make the call we gotta go to the hospital >collapse in the entry way, scared of my own reflection in the mirror when I see it >doctor hooks us up to IV >no longer insane after 15 minutes of the jesus hydration gravy train >tells me I was starting to die from dehydration >turns out these filters advertise as safe for camping, but very few filter viruses, and those that do are ultra slow DON'T USE THESE S------- EVER. ITS NOT WORTH IT. USE PURIFICATION TABS AND/OR BOIL WATER 20 Replies View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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