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SHELLS LIE ALAWSUIT EGYPTIAN THEATRE PARK CITY GWYNETH goes LIMITED SEATS REMAINING PHARAOH SEATS AVAILABLE MAY 16-26, 2024 THUR-SAT 8 PM | SUN 5 PM GWYNETH GOES SKIING! Making its US DEBUT and fresh off a highly successful run in, London this hilarious new show is a campy story of justice, betrayal, and optometry that makes the audience (the jury) decide who's guilty and who's gooped. LIMITED SEATS REMAINING! PHARAOH Seats Available - BECOME A PHARAOH for guaranteed tickets! Produced as a fundraiser for the Egyptian's Tuition-Free YouTheatre Program and presented by Pleasance Theatre Trust of London and Sponsored by The Park Record. Performing in our Historic Egyptian Theatre May 16 - 26, 2024

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