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These reminders don't seem to be working Inbox Duolingo Apr 8 Unsubscribe to me ✓ duolingo START A LESSON Did Duo come on too strong? He'll lay off the reminders until you're ready to continue learning Arabic.

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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I might even bring some marbles with me | /r/madlads

what we saying fellas? I took a picture of this roof we did at work and sent it to my girlfriend but she didn't care. I have a feeling the boys will appreciate it. 890 11.5K 51K ill 1.5M Σ Follow go Replying I'd say I'd probably get up there with a hose. Maybe spend 2,3,5 hours just watching the water flow perfectly down. Drop a paper boat in there. I mean that's a whole day, 2 days even, easy. Might even make a small dam. Divert the flow. Be all alone up there and mumble a "hell yeah" to myself just as the boat goes over the world's edge. What a day. Genuinely jealous 7:00 AM - 12 May 24.32.9K Views

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Police madlad | /r/madlads

Someone is stealing the wheels off police. cars in Mississippi EMERGENCY @beinglibertarian They weren't stolen, they were confiscated under suspicion of usage in illicit activity If the department wants them returned, they need to prove their innocence in court, after paying the requisite processing fee of $526.87, upon which their tires will be returned to them in 3-5 months. 22m 12 Haha Reply

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Those poor couples | /r/madlads

Bonnie Tangey @BonnieTangey Follow Wrote, "will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it f---- up a couples holiday. 12:25 AM - 26 Jul 22 Twitter Web App

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Bruh, suffering from success | /r/madlads

r r/NuclearEngineering u/Plutonium Nitrate 94.1d NSFW Attracting too many furries Hey everyone, I'm a Nuclear Engineer an Aerospace Firm making $195k in Seattle. Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do. Every time I tell a furry (male or female) I'm an nuclear engineer they start hitting on me. Last week I went to a friend's birthday party. Told his brother I was an nuclear engineer. He kept asking me "can you cause a reactivity excursion with your control rod?" and "can I be your fast breeder reactor?" in a flirtatious manner. This is a recurring problem. It's gotten so bad that I tell furries that I'm an industrial engineer so they will stop hitting on me all the time. Any advice on how to stop attracting so many furries as an nuclear engineer?

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Perchance | /r/madlads

PreyToTheDemons ⚫ 12h ago Nah he seriously dead af. 132 Reply ↑ Share Slip_Snake ⚫ 10h ago Considering the impact? Perchance. ↑ 20⇓ Reply ↑ Share Absolute TrashDude04 • 10h ago You can't just say perchance. 21 Reply ↑ Share Shapoopi 1892 10h ago Perchance 17 ⇓ Reply ↑ Share

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Madlad casually created fake volcanic eruption | /r/madlads

6. On April Fools Day 1974, a man hauled 70 tires into the crater of a dormant volcano in Alaska and set them on fire, terrifying nearby residents into thinking the volcano was erupting again

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madlad used a negative review to boost his book sales | /r/madlads

Not gonna lie, this 1-star review is the reason my book became a bestseller. Thanks Greg. Gregory 100 Grumpy Animals (Hardback Edition) ✰✰✰✰✰ WARNING - extensive profanity and sex inuendos - NOT FOR KIDS! Reviewed in the United States on July 31, 2023 WARNING - LOTS OF PROFANITY - F***, B****, SH**, NOT FOR KIDS! Helpful Report 1170 people found this helpful Once I GET MY S--- TOGETHER IT'S OVER FOR YOU BITCHES WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? LET ME TAKE A WILD F------ GUESS

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David says actions speak louder than words | /r/madlads

r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d This is David Hampson AKA "The Silent Man" - A UK citizen who is repeatedly arrested for standing on a certain road to block traffic - He never speaks a word, not even to the court or his lawyer - Every time he is released he repeats the same crime and remains silent Image 48.9k 1,423 6.7k Librela u/Librela_for_Dogs bedinvetmab injectio Promoted SLOWING DOWN Does your dog have trouble moving, jumping, or playing? It could be from osteoarthritis (OA) pain librela.com Learn More

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Mad mallard | /r/madlads

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PTSD has ptsd dealing with this guy | /r/madlads

Liutenant-General Sir Audrian Carton de Wiart was a British army officer who served in the Boer war, WWI and WW2. He was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear, was blinded in his left eye, survived two plane crashes, tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp and tore off his own fingers, when a doctor declined to amputate them. When he was describing WWI he said: "Frankly, i had enjoyed the war"

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How to get free cat pictures: | /r/madlads

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Mad Youtuber Lad | /r/madlads

AGU Being ugly: My Experien Never Give Up - 20Mews 5 years ago Pinned by Never Give Up @Juli.Romina.M.1y ago I actually think you're kinda cute tbh. I mean it. 35K nau 501 replies 23:49

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