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Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)21:54:44 No.77472348 life is genuinely over if you have adhd and dont have any moderate success after 30. 49 KB JPG Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)22:14:55 No.77472529 what's the deal with adhd havers and blaming it on everything they possibly can. ahdh isn't the reason you haven't showered in 3 months you foreskin fermenter

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Eau de Toilette | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/12/24(Sun)20:58:24 No.77471878 101 KB JPG >be me >drop a deuce before work >pretty usual for me >fart at work about an hour later >seems like something wasn't right >go in the bathroom to check >sure enough, major diarrhea liquid in ass cheeks >also on the taint and behind the balls big time >clean it up with some toilet paper and wipes as best I can >fart again later that day, feels dry >really interesting aroma though >sort of earthy and starchy like fresh pasta >hints of rotted wood decaying organic matter >overall a solid 7/10 at least on the brap index

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Don't be a Dropout | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/12/24(Sun)21:21:09 No.918269421 130 KB PNG >Go to college >Have to write an essay >Not allowed to plagiarise >Must cite others as sources due to thinking not being allowed. Mission accomplished. An intellectual is born.

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Skill issue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/24(Sat)18:20:35 No.676107360 >easily defeat boss >instantly lose in cutscene 113 KB JPG

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Anon isn’t to big on The Killers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Killers cockblocked me KILLERS HOT FUSS 111 KB PNG 05/12/24(Sun)16:34:10 No.77469926 >go on date with qt3.14 for pizza >hit it off super well >go to bar after pizza >vibes are immaculate >Mr. Brightside comes on >qt says "omg i f------ love The Killers." >I, being a retard, say "I dont get how they got away with having such a violent name. Like nobody would stan them if they were called The Rapists or something" >qt gets visibly uncomortable and we leave not long after >check hinge the next day to find that she unmatched me F------ w----, f------ gay-ass song, f------ retard band, f------ double standard ass society I f------ hate it here bros

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What causes this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)21:28:46 No.199094327 MV5BZWEyZmNIZGEtNmEwZi00ZjcyLThIM2ItMmFmMDY2N2JjMGVmX >crisis situation >woman immediately cuts her hair short Name this phenomenon 71 KB JPG

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But why did the defenders let him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)23:51:47 No. 199090613 Torch Orc.jpg 36 KB JPG the >Hey, we have this huge bomb that's going to blow up enemy's wall and allow us to easily waltz and start slaughtering everybody. Let's light one (1) torch, and all form a gantlet and clap and cheer as the torchbearer, completely exposed to enemy projectiles, runs 20 yards and lights the bomb if the enemy archers, who will all be aiming at him, don't turn him into Swiss cheese first. : Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)23:52:58 No. 199090644 Smart plan because they did blow up the wall

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Anon fondly remembers the /pol/-meetup. | /r/Greentext

File: 1486745061355m.jpg (158 KB, 1024x768) CALL SKETCH Smoking Daily reminder this happened Anonymous (ID: M6fpl) 02/14/17(Tue)06:10:48 No.112573440 | ►>>112573486 >>112573508 >>112573752 >>112573887 >>112574022 >>1125741 >>112574187 >>112574192 >>112574214 >>112574388 >>112574434 >>112574755 >>112574929 >>112575242 >>112575398>>112575775 >>112575900 >>112576518 >>112576836>>112576923>>112577191 >>1125 >>112577320 >>112577650 >>112577960 >>112578109 >>112578453 >>112579035>>112579069 >>112579210 >>112579346 >>112579349 >>112579364 >>112579436112580009 >>112580218 >>112580279>>1125 >>112581551 >>112581897 >>112582388 >>112583908 >>112584325 >>112584416 >>112584589>>112585382 >>112585571 >>112585744 >>112586405>>112588464 >>112587210>>112587919 >>112588083 >>1125 >>112588198112589546112590035 >>112590486112591776 >>112592573 >>112593000112594924 >>112595402 >>112595558 >>112596165 >>112596759 >>112596782 >>112605122 >>112605225>>1126 >>112606111 >>112606693 >>112606752 >>112606918 >>112607637 I will never forget. Pol meeting 2017

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lithuania anon speaks the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous | | 05/12/24(Sun)16:16:40 No.197196338 Naomi Rohatyn @omibaloney Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML 11:47 PM - Apr 16, 2024 2.9M Views aig.jpg 115 KB JPG Why don't you talk to women in your country? : Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)16:19:20 No. 197196400 31 KB JPG robot gf >>197196338 (OP) # >incels exist >HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THESE CREEPY SUBHUMANS >incels exist, but now have >NOO000000 WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING YOU HECKIN PISSBABY CHUDCEL >>197196459 # >>197197579 #

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Anon wants to see boobies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Modern Hollywood is trash 1.85 MB WEBM 05/12/24(Sun)11:19:51 No. 199079363 >extended, gratuitous sex scene >girl keeps her clothes/ underwear on When is this trope going to die already?

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At least she didn't find out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/23(Mon)19:50:16 No.645111180 best wife.png 448 KB PNG >playing koikatsu >make a character that looks like my little sister >mom walks into the room without knocking >tell her i'm playing the new sims game >she tells me to make a character that looks like her >make one then change the subject >mom died in a fiery car accident shortly after >still have that character card to this day

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Anon is part of the problem | /r/Greentext

>be you AverageMan1.jpg 39 KB JPG >avarage looking guy making 25-50k >extremely mid in every concievable way >sitting with your 5/10 "yeah she's alright" becky tier gf >you only barely managed to escape incelism. Your last real gf before her was 5 years ago >first girl in years who is even somewhat decent compared to the usual birds that you're capable of snagging >you're in the i love you stage >you don't actually. But she'd probably f--- off if you hadn't said it by now and you actually do like her >and then she says it >"anon. How many kids do you want?" >shivers goes down your spine >you knew it was coming. You've been dating for 18 months after all >"umm.. you know i haven't thought about it much actually" >she stares at you for a moment >*sighs* "okay" >you don't respond. You've never clenched your asscheeks this hard in your life >hope she never brings it up again >drift away while thinking about how you're still stuck at your s--- job and how you haven't been to the gym in 3 years. You're were supposed to be high value by now and have your pick of the litter. Not 27 years old and having this convo with a woman that's simply the best you can get >you're not giving up vidya every night for that s--- *Fast forward to you reading this thread* >"yeah damn women not making any babies ruining our birth rates" >completely oblivious to how you yourself is living through one of the most common relationship dynamics on planet earth >instead think about the 9/10 instathots who won't f--- you >"... Yes... it's their fault"

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Anon renewed his rent | /r/Greentext

1h (9/19 11:05) - 74786449 3 Re - 0 Img • JPG 15KB (366 × 316) EDB30660-268A-4E42-BCE7-28EA76388 F04.jpg >recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent

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